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Jon Stewart vs. Ted Cruz on the "filibuster". Best political takedown ever. This is it. Period. (Original Post) stevenleser Sep 2013 OP
Yep he was great last night malaise Sep 2013 #1
We may have to come up with an adjective that is better than perfect for this. stevenleser Sep 2013 #2
I have watched it 5 times this morning because it was that GREAT! Laughing so damn hard! HangOnKids Sep 2013 #42
Here is the link to the Daily Show, better video: Coyotl Sep 2013 #35
We need a MULTIPLE rec function or a STAR rating so we can rate something like this as 5 star! Tigress DEM Sep 2013 #3
Me too, VERY glad he is back. We might not be able to multi-rec it, but I think everyone should stevenleser Sep 2013 #5
Love his answer for pre-existing conditions. Jon: "you got nothin.." nt Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2013 #4
That's basically what he said. Thav Sep 2013 #7
funny. This is what irks the hell out of me. NO ONE in media asking the Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2013 #18
The Rude Pundit and I both asked the question on my show last week ;-) stevenleser Sep 2013 #24
Stewart was in great form Gothmog Sep 2013 #6
I love it gopiscrap Sep 2013 #8
His last point needs to be spread more Maeve Sep 2013 #9
love fili BLUSTER nt Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2013 #20
"book about a jerk who hates something before he's even tried it..." Berlum Sep 2013 #10
He nailed it and Cruz liberal N proud Sep 2013 #29
Without Jon and Stephen America's governments would still be broken mountain grammy Sep 2013 #11
21 hours and he never laid out a plan of his own Pathetic Heather MC Sep 2013 #12
He said in this piece.."Let the market reform it.."...sure..nt Stuart G Sep 2013 #16
exactly. All they do is spit out the word Obamacare like it is poison. Wouldn't it Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2013 #22
I was hoping Jon would do it while wearing a hat like Cruz's... pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #13
Genius! Roland99 Sep 2013 #14
Marking for later. nt Lucky Luciano Sep 2013 #15
Perfect!! K&R!! hue Sep 2013 #17
He ain't speaking for Iwillnevergiveup Sep 2013 #19
Interesting. Population of TX pretty much equals total uninsured in US nt Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2013 #23
Classic underpants Sep 2013 #21
Don't you mean 299,999,999 Americans? KansDem Sep 2013 #25
Very Funny and True Liberalynn Sep 2013 #26
Jon is brilliant 90-percent Sep 2013 #27
Cruz's fatuous remarks Berlin Expat Sep 2013 #37
Thanks for this about Churchill 90-percent Sep 2013 #44
I wouldn't want to binge drink with Churchill jmowreader Sep 2013 #58
Americans shouldn't try to binge drink with Europeans in general. I learned that lesson the hard way stevenleser Sep 2013 #59
This thread illustrates why it's a pity videos now go in a subforum BelgianMadCow Sep 2013 #28
I agree. I think that is something for Skinner/EarlG/Elad to think about. stevenleser Sep 2013 #30
Yup. I have missed the reasoning for it getting a separate corner, BelgianMadCow Sep 2013 #32
Political/current event videos in the DU Video forum show up on the right side of the DU front page Tx4obama Sep 2013 #48
Videos that are posted in DU Video forum go on the right side of the front page of DU. Perhaps... Tx4obama Sep 2013 #47
As I was watching this last night, I realized who Cruz reminded me of liberal N proud Sep 2013 #31
Mr. Haney had a degree of charm The Wizard Sep 2013 #34
Yep.... WCGreen Sep 2013 #36
Sounds just like him! Aldo Leopold Sep 2013 #40
I think that was what sealed it. liberal N proud Sep 2013 #41
The Buffoon Cruz is The Wizard Sep 2013 #33
Genius. Bobbie Jo Sep 2013 #38
well I did laugh a lot heaven05 Sep 2013 #39
Maybe they figured it was the only way to get him to leave the state. winter is coming Sep 2013 #49
sounds like it heaven05 Sep 2013 #50
Hilarious! Scurrilous Sep 2013 #43
K & R SunSeeker Sep 2013 #45
The wingnuts came out of the woodwork when I put this on Facebook. PeteSelman Sep 2013 #46
Welcome to DU, PeteSelman! calimary Sep 2013 #55
Is there a bigger BS conservative buzzword than "freedom?" JEFF9K Sep 2013 #51
To them it means freedom from regulation of any kind!... dougolat Sep 2013 #64
Epic takedown Aerows Sep 2013 #52
"That's easy for you to say, you have government health care." malthaussen Sep 2013 #53
Sublime tavalon Sep 2013 #54
I totally agree -- this episode was worthy of an Emmy. pacalo Sep 2013 #56
Thnx, Steve. This got me laughing instead of barfing at this lunatic. I'll never see him the same. freshwest Sep 2013 #57
I like the part where he said that he didn't take any risks, he has government health care! B Calm Sep 2013 #60
Turns out he actually DOESN'T have government health care jmowreader Sep 2013 #62
K & R Shankapotomus Sep 2013 #61
If All News Were Like This erpowers Sep 2013 #63
 

stevenleser

(32,886 posts)
2. We may have to come up with an adjective that is better than perfect for this.
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 08:51 AM
Sep 2013

I'm watching it again and will probably watch it 5-10 more times, it was that amazing.

 

HangOnKids

(4,291 posts)
42. I have watched it 5 times this morning because it was that GREAT! Laughing so damn hard!
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 01:18 PM
Sep 2013

I don't know if the "Nazi's stole my knees" or the skullfuckery from the Bore-Ax is my fav.

Tigress DEM

(7,887 posts)
3. We need a MULTIPLE rec function or a STAR rating so we can rate something like this as 5 star!
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 09:00 AM
Sep 2013

So glad he's back!

 

stevenleser

(32,886 posts)
5. Me too, VERY glad he is back. We might not be able to multi-rec it, but I think everyone should
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 09:21 AM
Sep 2013

email, tweet, facebook, etc. this out so that as many people see it as possible.

Thav

(946 posts)
7. That's basically what he said.
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 09:31 AM
Sep 2013

"We have a problem with pre-existing conditions, and I think something should be done about it!"

That reminds me of the Family Guy where Lois runs for mayor.

<citizen> "What do you plan on doing about ____ (I forget the exact question)?"
<Lois> A Lot. Because, it's what Jesus wants!

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
18. funny. This is what irks the hell out of me. NO ONE in media asking the
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 10:31 AM
Sep 2013

question "What would you do (let the free market work hasn't worked ?" and "Yes or No, do you care
that $20 million + of our fellow citizens have no health care?"

Maeve

(42,279 posts)
9. His last point needs to be spread more
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 09:40 AM
Sep 2013

If the House had spent a quarter of the time they put to "overturning" the ACA actually working to FIX some of the problematic parts (and the rest of the time doing something constructive, like fixing this nation's infrastructure), we would ALL have been better off (and the Republicans would be seen as good guys instead of dicks).
But no, we get filibluster and BS.

mountain grammy

(26,619 posts)
11. Without Jon and Stephen America's governments would still be broken
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 10:03 AM
Sep 2013

but not nearly as funny. Both have been keeping me sane for years. Kind of like DU, but certainly funnier, although there are some pretty hysterical comments around here.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
22. exactly. All they do is spit out the word Obamacare like it is poison. Wouldn't it
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 10:35 AM
Sep 2013

have been great for Republicans to say...Number 1: We absolutely care about people
not having healthcare, Number 2: Here's what we disagree with, why, and our alternative
which we offer as an alternative in tandem with ACA repeal

90-percent

(6,829 posts)
27. Jon is brilliant
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 10:52 AM
Sep 2013

Tail Gunner Ted laments about Chamberlains appeasement of Hitler in the pre dawn of WW2. If I have my history correct, prior to Pearl Harbor, weren't perhaps ¾ of ALL AMERICANS OPPOSED TO ENTANGLEMENTS IN FOREIGN WARS?

Frankly, I’m proud of the American people of the thirties and their love of peace! However, I appreciate the enormity of what the world faced with Nazi Germany and Japan and America’s long sacrifices to fight and win that terrible war. Considering our views of December 6, we as a country did one hell of a patriotic about face when the fate of the free world needed our help to fight fascism and totalitarianism! (The American people tend to be good. Our leaders and institutions? Not so much)

My point is, as he criticizes Chamberlain in his time, he’s also insulting the majority view of Americans in that time. But he knows his audience is idiots that don’t have enough knowledge to realize his historic reasoning is both bogus and insulting to “the will of the people” in that time.

I’m sure there’s a hell of a lot of other obtuse non-reasoned examples in his 21 hour insult to Democracy and the American form of government. Jon could use this one train wreck alone for perhaps a month of material?

-90% Jimmy

Berlin Expat

(950 posts)
37. Cruz's fatuous remarks
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 11:36 AM
Sep 2013

about Neville Chamberlain are best countered with this quote from Winston Churchill, speaking in the House of Commons on the occasion of Mr. Chamberlain's death.

The fierce and bitter controversies which hung around him in recent times were hushed by the news of his illness and are silenced by his death. In paying a tribute of respect and of regard to an eminent man who has been taken from us, no one is obliged to alter the opinions which he has formed or expressed upon issues which have become a part of history; but at the Lychgate we may all pass our own conduct and our own judgments under a searching review. It is not given to human beings, happily for them, for otherwise life would be intolerable, to foresee or to predict to any large extent the unfolding course of events. In one phase men seem to have been right, in another they seem to have been wrong. Then again, a few years later, when the perspective of time has lengthened, all stands in a different setting. There is a new proportion. There is another scale of values. History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days. What is the worth of all this? The only guide to a man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is very imprudent to walk through life without this shield, because we are so often mocked by the failure of our hopes and the upsetting of our calculations; but with this shield, however the fates may play, we march always in the ranks of honour.

It fell to Neville Chamberlain in one of the supreme crises of the world to be contradicted by events, to be disappointed in his hopes, and to be deceived and cheated by a wicked man. But what were these hopes in which he was disappointed? What were these wishes in which he was frustrated? What was that faith that was abused? They were surely among the most noble and benevolent instincts of the human heart-the love of peace, the toil for peace, the strife for peace, the pursuit of peace, even at great peril, and certainly to the utter disdain of popularity or clamour. Whatever else history may or may not say about these terrible, tremendous years, we can be sure that Neville Chamberlain acted with perfect sincerity according to his lights and strove to the utmost of his capacity and authority, which were powerful, to save the world from the awful, devastating struggle in which we are now engaged. This alone will stand him in good stead as far as what is called the verdict of history is concerned.


I hope that when I shuffle off this mortal coil, that even those who not have agreed with me would still understand my actions.

Teahadis and Ted Cruz don't possess even an infinitesimal fraction of that kind of class......or intellect.

90-percent

(6,829 posts)
44. Thanks for this about Churchill
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 01:37 PM
Sep 2013

He was pretty remarkable. He's the kind of World Leader I'd like to go binge drinking with!

-jim

jmowreader

(50,553 posts)
58. I wouldn't want to binge drink with Churchill
Fri Sep 27, 2013, 03:30 AM
Sep 2013

He was twice as big as I am and drank a fifth of brandy every day. I'd end the evening in the morgue.

 

stevenleser

(32,886 posts)
59. Americans shouldn't try to binge drink with Europeans in general. I learned that lesson the hard way
Fri Sep 27, 2013, 07:45 AM
Sep 2013

It was 1999, I worked for a large firm with offices in London. They sent me to London to work with my counterparts on a project.

The 10 Londoners I was working with challenged me to prove that Americans can "hold their drink".

I managed to out-drink 9 of them at terrible cost to my sense of well-being for the next three weeks or so.

p.s., the guy who out-drank me was at the office at 7am the next morning like nothing happened.

p.p.s., that was one of the last times I had a lot to drink.

BelgianMadCow

(5,379 posts)
28. This thread illustrates why it's a pity videos now go in a subforum
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 11:04 AM
Sep 2013

I remember when great vids would often be among the most rec'd threads right here in GD, and consequently get much more exposure.

 

stevenleser

(32,886 posts)
30. I agree. I think that is something for Skinner/EarlG/Elad to think about.
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 11:07 AM
Sep 2013

Videos should somehow all be in GD with some easy way to search for them or exclude them.

BelgianMadCow

(5,379 posts)
32. Yup. I have missed the reasoning for it getting a separate corner,
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 11:16 AM
Sep 2013

but I figure it had to do with the bandwith load it represents. Do you know?

It would be cool if one could tick a box "video post" so that people can filter for it, and it maybe gets a different icon in the thread list. What I do like about the subforum, is that whenever I'm in a more "passive" mood so to speak, I hop over there and watch some vids whilst say grabbing a bite.

In any case, in a society that is increasingly focused on video instead of text, it's a loss if the well made videos "from our side" don't get exposure.

That being said, I've posted stuff from video & multimedia over here in GD if I thought it worthwile, and it's never been locked or something. So maybe we should just go ahead, dunno.

Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)
48. Political/current event videos in the DU Video forum show up on the right side of the DU front page
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 06:05 PM
Sep 2013

That is why there is a separate forum for them - otherwise ALL videos from all over DU would end up on the front page and it would be a mess.



Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)
47. Videos that are posted in DU Video forum go on the right side of the front page of DU. Perhaps...
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 06:02 PM
Sep 2013

... perhaps DUers should consider going to the DU Video forum more often and look at all the videos that some of us spend a lot of time posting there.

It sucks that I post many Daily Show video links every week in V&M and some folks can't take the time to click over to that forum to see them.



The Wizard

(12,541 posts)
33. The Buffoon Cruz is
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 11:21 AM
Sep 2013

such an easy target for Stewart. He may have credentials from the top schools, but he lacks any form of common sense and common decency. Maybe the Republicans put him up there to make others sound reasonable. Pox News hired Beck to make O'Reilly and Hannity sound reasonable.
By the way, is Ted Cruz always drunk?

 

heaven05

(18,124 posts)
39. well I did laugh a lot
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 12:07 PM
Sep 2013

because of this particular Stewart segment, yet seriously, a majority of TEXANS/Amerikkkans voted this clown in. You get what you vote for! America when in the hell will the 47% that voted for the likes of this clown and romshit wake up?

PeteSelman

(1,508 posts)
46. The wingnuts came out of the woodwork when I put this on Facebook.
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 02:03 PM
Sep 2013

Such vitriol and hatred for Stewart and the President for daring to mock the sacred Ted Cruz.

calimary

(81,220 posts)
55. Welcome to DU, PeteSelman!
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 10:08 PM
Sep 2013

Glad you're here! That's part of the beauty of this! Jon Stewart speaks directly to the "money demo" - the most significant demographic that programmers and advertisers and pols alike - all covet most. SOOOO glad we have a Jon Stewart - it's like having a secret weapon in our back pocket! My general yardstick is - if the dingdongs and wingnuts and Dark Ages inhabitants hate it, it must be a good thing for the rest of us who live in the real world and the modern era.

dougolat

(716 posts)
64. To them it means freedom from regulation of any kind!...
Fri Sep 27, 2013, 01:07 PM
Sep 2013

some of them have actually said that in the last campaigns.

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
54. Sublime
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 09:14 PM
Sep 2013

Jon Stewart puts on the act that he's just a comedian and that it isn't personal for him. I don't buy it. He's a bleeding heart liberal. In other words, a man I could stand at the barricades with and feel completely copacetic with.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
57. Thnx, Steve. This got me laughing instead of barfing at this lunatic. I'll never see him the same.
Thu Sep 26, 2013, 11:35 PM
Sep 2013
Instead, I'll be ROFLMAO.

erpowers

(9,350 posts)
63. If All News Were Like This
Fri Sep 27, 2013, 11:10 AM
Sep 2013

There is a least a part of me that wishes all news was like this show. Yes, it is a comedy and some news reports pointed out that Ted Cruz's filibuster would not prevent the Senate vote, I think John Stewart did a better job of pointing out the silliness of Cruz's filibuster and the outrageousness of Cruz comparing the Affordable Care Act to Nazi Germany.

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