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Scuba

(53,475 posts)
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 06:16 PM Oct 2013

"We have elected an ungovernable collection of snake-handlers, Bible-bangers, ignorami, bagmen ..."

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Shutdown_Blues

THE REIGN OF MORONS IS HERE
By Charles P. Pierce at 9:10am


In the year of our Lord 2010, the voters of the United States elected the worst Congress in the history of the Republic. There have been Congresses more dilatory. There have been Congresses more irresponsible, though not many of them. There have been lazier Congresses, more vicious Congresses, and Congresses less capable of seeing forests for trees. But there has never been in a single Congress -- or, more precisely, in a single House of the Congress -- a more lethal combination of political ambition, political stupidity, and political vainglory than exists in this one, which has arranged to shut down the federal government because it disapproves of a law passed by a previous Congress, signed by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court, a law that does nothing more than extend the possibility of health insurance to the millions of Americans who do not presently have it, a law based on a proposal from a conservative think-tank and taken out on the test track in Massachusetts by a Republican governor who also happens to have been the party's 2012 nominee for president of the United States. That is why the government of the United States is, in large measure, closed this morning.

We have elected the people sitting on hold, waiting for their moment on an evening drive-time radio talk show. We have elected an ungovernable collection of snake-handlers, Bible-bangers, ignorami, bagmen and outright frauds, a collection so ungovernable that it insists the nation be ungovernable, too. We have elected people to govern us who do not believe in government.

...

We have elected a national legislature in which Louie Gohmert and Michele Bachmann have more power than does the Speaker of the House of Representatives, who has been made a piteous spectacle in the eyes of the country and doesn't seem to mind that at all. We have elected a national legislature in which the true power resides in a cabal of vandals, a nihilistic brigade that believes that its opposition to a bill directing millions of new customers to the nation's insurance companies is the equivalent of standing up the the Nazis in 1938, to the bravery of the passengers on Flight 93 on September 11, 2001, and to Mel Gibson's account of the Scottish Wars of Independence in the 13th Century. We have elected a national legislature that looks into the mirror and sees itself already cast in marble.

...

This is what they came to Washington to do -- to break the government of the United States. It doesn't matter any more whether they're doing it out of pure crackpot ideology, or at the behest of the various sugar daddies that back their campaigns, or at the instigation of their party's mouthbreathing base. It may be any one of those reasons. It may be all of them. The government of the United States, in the first three words of its founding charter, belongs to all of us, and these people have broken it deliberately. The true hell of it, though, is that you could see this coming down through the years, all the way from Ronald Reagan's First Inaugural Address in which government "was" the problem, through Bill Clinton's ameliorative nonsense about the era of big government being "over," through the attempts to make a charlatan like Newt Gingrich into a scholar and an ambitious hack like Paul Ryan into a budget genius, and through all the endless attempts to find "common ground" and a "Third Way." Ultimately, as we all wrapped ourselves in good intentions, a prion disease was eating away at the country's higher functions. One of the ways you can acquire a prion disease is to eat right out of its skull the brains of an infected monkey. We are now seeing the country reeling and jabbering from the effects of the prion disease, but it was during the time of Reagan that the country ate the monkey brains.


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"We have elected an ungovernable collection of snake-handlers, Bible-bangers, ignorami, bagmen ..." (Original Post) Scuba Oct 2013 OP
Freaking perfect malaise Oct 2013 #1
elected... kardonb Oct 2013 #49
Love the title! City Lights Oct 2013 #2
Very well stated! liberal_at_heart Oct 2013 #3
Amen...knr joeybee12 Oct 2013 #4
Not one wasted word madokie Oct 2013 #5
Well said, well said! janlyn Oct 2013 #6
Applause!!!!! haikugal Oct 2013 #7
Delicious word choices and colorful phrases!!! Excellent essay. northoftheborder Oct 2013 #8
Charlie Pierce is a master of the art form. MH1 Oct 2013 #18
The GOP is the Jerry Springer Show on steroids Snake Plissken Oct 2013 #9
Yes, and she spent $100 million of her own money NewJeffCT Oct 2013 #66
On the other hand, Jesse Ventura: a genious in comparison. maddiemom Oct 2013 #72
Greatest rant in awhile. A hearty kick and rec. n/t reflection Oct 2013 #10
Charlie P never disappoints.... dawnie51 Oct 2013 #11
Monkey Brain Smack Botany Oct 2013 #12
That is one seriously righteous rant. nt Zorra Oct 2013 #13
Indeed! K&R n/t whatchamacallit Oct 2013 #14
We the people... roamer65 Oct 2013 #15
I agree. . . h2ebits Oct 2013 #83
and one more thing Chaco Dundee Oct 2013 #16
HEAR! HEAR! heaven05 Oct 2013 #17
Well said walkerbait41 Oct 2013 #19
Can we barricade the roads to the districts of all these evil clowns? hunter Oct 2013 #20
Hm. Let's work on this. There might be something we can use to isolate those raging ignoramuses. ladjf Oct 2013 #79
All the Tea Party is, is the Christian Right rebranded as a faux patriotic movement. alfredo Oct 2013 #21
A---Fucking---MEN!!! THANK YOU, Charles P. Pierce!!! You NAILED it PERFECTLY!! K&R +1000! n/t Ghost in the Machine Oct 2013 #22
And their heads are firmly placed in the inside of their asses. Initech Oct 2013 #23
Charlie Pierce always tells it Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2013 #24
Newbie... and wondering - New Orleans Strong Oct 2013 #25
Welcome to DU! FailureToCommunicate Oct 2013 #30
Excellent point. You have such pearls to offer, you should post more often!!! Scuba Oct 2013 #31
Salmon ? nt steve2470 Oct 2013 #34
SalmonChantedEvening, I'd guess. bunnies Oct 2013 #40
ok that makes sense now that I reread it nt steve2470 Oct 2013 #41
welcome to DU hope you have fun learning from us and teaching us!!! gopiscrap Oct 2013 #35
Welcome! Buns_of_Fire Oct 2013 #36
Welcome Comrade! n/t RoccoR5955 Oct 2013 #37
Been saying that for a while now. They never care about the American people blm Oct 2013 #44
Welcome to DU, New Orleans Strong! calimary Oct 2013 #46
Welcome to DU, New Orleans Strong! SalmonChantedEvening Oct 2013 #68
People liked blaming Obama. When we should take responsibility. Our citizenry fucked us over. vaberella Oct 2013 #26
What's this "we" shit? el scorcho Oct 2013 #27
agreed... FailureToCommunicate Oct 2013 #32
Neither did I! I won't claim ANY ownership or involvement or responsibility for any of these vermin! calimary Oct 2013 #47
Thank you. sarge43 Oct 2013 #57
That was a thing of beauty. SaveAmerica Oct 2013 #28
BRILLIANT!!!! This just NAILS it. calimary Oct 2013 #29
Something That Is Often Overlooked DallasNE Oct 2013 #33
Memo to me: Don't get on this man's bad side. Buns_of_Fire Oct 2013 #38
the Teahaddist Party The Wizard Oct 2013 #39
You will never find KatyMan Oct 2013 #42
You know, the Democrats DonCoquixote Oct 2013 #43
The monkey brains had mad cow disease Generic Other Oct 2013 #45
Damn, that was good! nt JBoy Oct 2013 #48
DC is still owned by the 1%, blkmusclmachine Oct 2013 #50
Scathing and beauteous! SirRevolutionary Oct 2013 #51
Get 'em outta there America or you're doomed. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #52
When will this situation be called what it really is, a Constitutional Crisis? gordianot Oct 2013 #53
Says it like it bloody is! avaistheone1 Oct 2013 #54
The truth that makes you want to weep for the stupidity of it all Hekate Oct 2013 #55
Kicked and Recommended! Enthusiast Oct 2013 #56
Great stuff. HST would be proud of that. DefenseLawyer Oct 2013 #58
....their party's mouthbreathing base...." Paladin Oct 2013 #59
They are Saddam Huessin at the end of Gulf War #1 JoePhilly Oct 2013 #60
The Republicans have indeed invoked a "scorched earth" policy. Great analogy, thanks JoePhilly. Scuba Oct 2013 #61
A few weeks from now, after the GOP is forced to cave, backscatter712 Oct 2013 #62
So it turns out it's the Ignorami, and not the Illuminati, behind it all? deutsey Oct 2013 #63
I think this still falls into the plan of the 1%. They gain from every crisis. rhett o rick Oct 2013 #64
+1 Scuba Oct 2013 #71
Listening to Stephanie Miller read parts of this right now... mountain grammy Oct 2013 #65
Big Kick!! (eom) CanSocDem Oct 2013 #67
Perfectly stated. I use my screen name because that's how I feel sinkingfeeling Oct 2013 #69
Ouch! LTR Oct 2013 #70
Perhaps this is the start of the zombie apocalypse we've all joked about over the last several years wyldwolf Oct 2013 #73
Correction: unverifiable voting machines have elected flying monkeys ... Fly by night Oct 2013 #74
Excellent point. Thanks. Scuba Oct 2013 #75
a small group of immensely wealthy men warrprayer Oct 2013 #76
"who do not believe in government" Maineman Oct 2013 #77
Absolutely. K&R cliffordu Oct 2013 #78
This is it--in a "nut"shell. K&R! hue Oct 2013 #80
Be sure to follow up with "Meet the Morons" AlbertCat Oct 2013 #81
Plenty of racist pricks right here in Wisconsin. We're definately not South. Scuba Oct 2013 #82
I shadowmydog Oct 2013 #84
A good rant, but depressing, cuz I agree. CrispyQ Oct 2013 #85
Think about all the waiting rooms this will hit. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2013 #86
Not much of a historian is he? gejohnston Oct 2013 #87
 

kardonb

(777 posts)
49. elected...
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 01:12 AM
Oct 2013

we have elected a carbuncle on the butt of our country , a bunch of domestic terrorists , and they should be treated as such !

madokie

(51,076 posts)
5. Not one wasted word
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 06:25 PM
Oct 2013

Spot on if ever there was something written that explains where we are and why we're where we are.

haikugal

(6,476 posts)
7. Applause!!!!!
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 06:53 PM
Oct 2013

WOW....beautiful and on the money. Totally awesome!!

We have elected an ungovernable collection of snake-handlers, Bible-bangers, ignorami, bagmen and outright frauds, a collection so ungovernable that it insists the nation be ungovernable, too. We have elected people to govern us who do not believe in government.


They are terrorists and thugs....fascists with their bibles and flags.

Snake Plissken

(4,103 posts)
9. The GOP is the Jerry Springer Show on steroids
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 07:44 PM
Oct 2013

They even had the CEO of WWE Wrestling as a Senate candidate, not once but twice.

they are a dysfunctional freakshow and proud of it

dawnie51

(959 posts)
11. Charlie P never disappoints....
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 07:48 PM
Oct 2013

He cuts through the crap to the bone. These idiots were not sent to DC to govern; they were sent to stick a large stick in the wheel of government and stop it completely. That's what they have been paid to do. They do not fear us, or the administration, or anything except their money masters. They are traitors and in any other country, they would have already been dealt with, and not in a happy way.

Botany

(70,447 posts)
12. Monkey Brain Smack
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 07:52 PM
Oct 2013

Ultimately, as we all wrapped ourselves in good intentions, a prion disease was eating away at the country's higher functions. One of the ways you can acquire a prion disease is to eat right out of its skull the brains of an infected monkey. We are now seeing the country reeling and jabbering from the effects of the prion disease, but it was during the time of Reagan that the country ate the monkey brains.

roamer65

(36,744 posts)
15. We the people...
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 08:06 PM
Oct 2013

They went to Washington to break the American people. Our government is "the people". It governs by OUR consent. They have gone to subvert and destroy this process. These people are our enemies.

h2ebits

(640 posts)
83. I agree. . .
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 03:12 PM
Oct 2013

These people are our ENEMIES. I consider what is happening to be an attempted coup by a small number of beyond wealthy human beings, the multinationals, and other companies to turn us into a fascist state.

I consider this shutdown and the threat of default to be sedition and treason against all of us.

hunter

(38,302 posts)
20. Can we barricade the roads to the districts of all these evil clowns?
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 08:20 PM
Oct 2013

Feed and shelter the refugees until the snake-handlers, Bible-bangers, ignorami, bagmen, etc., all starve to death or eat one another, last one standing succumbs to the brain rot.

It's metaphor of course, but one can dream...


ladjf

(17,320 posts)
79. Hm. Let's work on this. There might be something we can use to isolate those raging ignoramuses.
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 02:10 PM
Oct 2013

New Orleans Strong

(212 posts)
25. Newbie... and wondering -
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 08:44 PM
Oct 2013

I have been following you all for YEARS, and finally just now joined. I have wondered why nobody has pointed out the the "Just listening to "The American People" is negated when 91% of "The American People" want universal background checks??

What a great site - and what a group of amazing people - You listening Salmon????
S

blm

(113,008 posts)
44. Been saying that for a while now. They never care about the American people
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 10:23 PM
Oct 2013

and the polls when they are almost always against them.

calimary

(81,107 posts)
46. Welcome to DU, New Orleans Strong!
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 10:34 PM
Oct 2013

Glad you're here! Glad you found your way to an oasis in the desert. This place kept a lot of us sane during the miserable bush/cheney years. At least we had each other for company and for solace, and it showed us clearly that we weren't alone in the way we felt or the way we sized up that mess. On ALL the big issues, WE are the ones who turned out to be correct. And we're STILL correct about the VAST majority of it.

vaberella

(24,634 posts)
26. People liked blaming Obama. When we should take responsibility. Our citizenry fucked us over.
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 08:45 PM
Oct 2013

There are people in America who voted for these people and this is where the problem has always been.

calimary

(81,107 posts)
47. Neither did I! I won't claim ANY ownership or involvement or responsibility for any of these vermin!
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 10:39 PM
Oct 2013

And at the same time, I tried to tell the truth to people who were leaning toward supporting these schmucks! And so did MANY here!!! I wrote, blogged, tried to talk sense into them, got ignored, got challenged, got insulted, got laughed at. But what can you do when they're WILLFULLY ignorant? PROUDLY ignorant?

Sometimes I think we should just ship 'em to Somalia and let them have all the anarchy they can eat. It's what they dream of anyway, isn't it?

calimary

(81,107 posts)
29. BRILLIANT!!!! This just NAILS it.
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 08:58 PM
Oct 2013

Just NAILS it!!!

HIGHLY recommended!!!

I hope the Democrats will learn, once and for all, that you DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!!!! Not even the home-grown ones!!!!!

DallasNE

(7,402 posts)
33. Something That Is Often Overlooked
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 09:06 PM
Oct 2013

Is just how wealthy the members of this House are. The only way you can successfully primary a Republican Congressman is if you are wealthy, with connections to the likes of the Koch brothers or Joe Ricketts.

Buns_of_Fire

(17,151 posts)
38. Memo to me: Don't get on this man's bad side.
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 09:26 PM
Oct 2013

Although I think some of his descriptors were too mild, I realize that there are some terms that probably haven't even been invented yet. So, Mr. Pierce:

(Ummmmm... Chilled Monkey Brains. Made me think of Indiana Jones.)

DonCoquixote

(13,616 posts)
43. You know, the Democrats
Tue Oct 1, 2013, 10:12 PM
Oct 2013

were at their lowest point, seeing as how Obama gave away the store on so many things, from the nsa to health care, but this just reminded America of two things.

1) the GOP really are THAT bad.
2)that if people got out the vote in 2010, we would not be in this mess.

Throw your tomatoes if you will, but the truth will remain!

gordianot

(15,233 posts)
53. When will this situation be called what it really is, a Constitutional Crisis?
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 01:43 AM
Oct 2013

We are talking about the full faith and credit of the United States, this is playing with fire. Do they realize what the Executive Branch can do in a national emergency? To answer my own question the real problem is a couple weeks away as the United States Government really collapses. October 2013 could become the marker of our greatest national tragedy. This Constitutional Crisis can transcend mere partisan politics.

Hekate

(90,552 posts)
55. The truth that makes you want to weep for the stupidity of it all
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 02:55 AM
Oct 2013

Mark Twain would have savaged them -- Charles Pierce is doing pretty well.

Paladin

(28,243 posts)
59. ....their party's mouthbreathing base...."
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 08:33 AM
Oct 2013

Nobody's ever going to put it better than Charles Pierce does, here. These words need as wide a distribution as possible.

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)
60. They are Saddam Huessin at the end of Gulf War #1
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 08:42 AM
Oct 2013

Knowing that he was going to lose the war, and believing that the US would come and physically remove him from power, Saddam ordered that the oil fields be set on fire. If he wasn't going to control Iraq, then there would be no Iraq to control, he'd destroy it instead (Ironically, he was wrong, the US didn't come for him until Bush's failed Iraq war #2).

That's what the GOP is doing now. These crazy right wing nut jobs understand that their time is almost up. The demographics and attitudes of Americans are evolving away from the insane GOP.

And if they can't govern the United States, which is their God given right, then no one should be allowed to do so.

Their final act is going to be a murder suicide.

It will probably take a few years to get rid of them, and so they are going to use the time that remains to make as big a mess as possible. Destroy as much as possible.

They are lighting the oil fields on fire.

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
61. The Republicans have indeed invoked a "scorched earth" policy. Great analogy, thanks JoePhilly.
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 08:43 AM
Oct 2013

backscatter712

(26,355 posts)
62. A few weeks from now, after the GOP is forced to cave,
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 09:00 AM
Oct 2013

Boehner will be sitting at the bar, drowning his sorrows with some top shelf whiskey, wondering what went wrong.

His buddies will tell him "You went full teatard! Never go full teatard."

deutsey

(20,166 posts)
63. So it turns out it's the Ignorami, and not the Illuminati, behind it all?
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 09:03 AM
Oct 2013

Seriously, I wish I could recommend this link 1000 times more.

 

rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)
64. I think this still falls into the plan of the 1%. They gain from every crisis.
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 09:14 AM
Oct 2013

I think it's by design that the Republican party has gone nuts. The moderates are migrating into the Democratic Party and pulling our party to the right. This marginalizes the left. If the 1% cant get Christie or Jeb they can live with Obama and Clinton. They dont want another FDR.

mountain grammy

(26,598 posts)
65. Listening to Stephanie Miller read parts of this right now...
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 09:30 AM
Oct 2013

Glad to have the entire text in front of me... You hit it, Charlie Pierce!

wyldwolf

(43,867 posts)
73. Perhaps this is the start of the zombie apocalypse we've all joked about over the last several years
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 11:46 AM
Oct 2013

Fly by night

(5,265 posts)
74. Correction: unverifiable voting machines have elected flying monkeys ...
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 12:08 PM
Oct 2013

... not "we the people", at least here in Tennessee. Our state legislature is the only one to repeal a voter confidence law that would have banned unverifiable voting equipment. Using that equipment, flying monkeys now have a super majority in our state legislature and our Congressional delegation has gone from 5-4 Dem to 7-2 flying monkey.

My point: Don't blame the voters for the current state of affairs until and unless we can verify that our voting machines count our votes the way they are cast.

warrprayer

(4,734 posts)
76. a small group of immensely wealthy men
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 12:46 PM
Oct 2013

showing the rest of us that if we start making any real progress, they can buy enough politicians to subvert democracy.

Maineman

(854 posts)
77. "who do not believe in government"
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 01:33 PM
Oct 2013

Nor do they believe in democracy. As Tom DeLay said, the goal is a permanent majority, in other words, single party rule.
Like they have in Cuba, I presume.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
81. Be sure to follow up with "Meet the Morons"
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 02:54 PM
Oct 2013

the link was at the end of the article...but here it is again:

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/shutdown-morons#slide-1


This is a great list. And as I post on FaceBook....

I would just like to point out.... to inform any South-bashing that may (understandably) show up... that in this excellent list of dumb bunny GOPers, the South is represented, but not a majority. I am an East Coast resident of Popelina... er ...North Carolina. We over here do not consider TX the South. Long horns and cowboys are not traditionally "southern", they are "western". But I'll give you TX as the south as well as FL, which is filled with retired yankees. Even so, this list tallies up at 5 Southern loonies (TX times 3, TN & FL) and 6 nut jobs from all over (OK, CA, KY, PA, WI, & MO) I know the South has been THE racial problem for centuries now, but it simply isn't the case any more. Since electing an African American, the bigots and idiots that go with them have crawled out of the woodwork EVERYWHERE. Pay attention! The South is no longer THE problem.... merely A problem.

CrispyQ

(36,421 posts)
85. A good rant, but depressing, cuz I agree.
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 05:32 PM
Oct 2013
What is there to be done? The first and most important thing is to recognize how we came to this pass. Both sides did not do this. Both sides are not to blame. There is no compromise to be had here that will leave the current structure of the government intact. There can be no reward for this behavior. I am less sanguine than are many people that this whole thing will redound to the credit of the Democratic party. For that to happen, the country would have to make a nuanced judgment over who is to blame that, I believe, will be discouraged by the courtier press of the Beltway and that, in any case, the country has not shown itself capable of making. For that to happen, the Democratic party would have to be demonstrably ruthless enough to risk its own political standing to make the point, which the Democratic party never has shown itself capable of doing. With the vandals tucked away in safe, gerrymandered districts, and their control over state governments probably unshaken by events in Washington, there will be no great wave election that sweeps them out of power. I do not see profound political consequences for enough of them to change the character of a Congress gone delusional. The only real consequences will be felt by the millions of people affected by what this Congress has forced upon the nation, which was the whole point all along.

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