A beaming turd with a bow tie. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's George Will!!!!

[skip fox]

George ("I used to believe I stood for something&quot Will is saying: "I'm not condoning the Tea Party and Ted Cruz for their methods in shutting down the government, I'm just saying that the Republicans now know they don't have to worry about taking back the Presidency. . . . In fact, it should be called the 'Irrelevancy'."

[madokie]

1. 71 years old and still no gray

If he'll lie about something so insignificant he'll lie about anything.

[dhol82]

3. please

that is a small furry animal on his head which has been blow-dried and shellacked.

poor thing.

[skip fox]

10. I think he wants to be a model for something. . . Maybe

for Jay Crew's new Tight Ass line.

[unhappycamper]

2. Teh Stupid, It Burns

[KG]

4. the ultimate pseudo-intellectual

[MADem]

5. I think he's a thief who used stolen briefing notes to help Reagan cheat at a debate with Jimmy

Carter. He can deny it till the day he dies, but he showed himself to lack integrity with that dumbass move.

I also think that haircut of his doesn't look any better on an old man than a young man.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. George Will: Fop or Dandy?

[skip fox]

7. A 'fandy'?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

8. According to his first wife,

he was a high school pipe bomber.

[skip fox]

9. "I told my grown kids not to expect anything from me.

I'm taking it with me."