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Wed Oct 9, 2013, 11:27 PM

 

Please don't criticize this reproductive plan

My wife wants to be famous, so here's what she wants to do.

We want to beat the record set by Octomom.

She'll take a bunch of fertility drugs and get pregnant.

Then, if she has eight or less, she'll abort them all, and we try again until we get nine.

I figure we'll make a fortune with her as Nonamom.

I know we'll have at least one dogged supporter here at DU.

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Reply Please don't criticize this reproductive plan (Original post)
jberryhill Oct 2013 OP
longship Oct 2013 #1
kestrel91316 Oct 2013 #2
longship Oct 2013 #7
liberal_at_heart Oct 2013 #3
jberryhill Oct 2013 #9
Jim Warren Oct 2013 #4
jberryhill Oct 2013 #11
jsr Oct 2013 #5
xfundy Oct 2013 #6
Llewlladdwr Oct 2013 #8
jberryhill Oct 2013 #10

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Response to longship (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:29 AM

2. This isn't calling out. This is mockery. It's completely warranted.

 

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Response to kestrel91316 (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:41 AM

7. So be it.

I will self delete and trash the thread, my first ever.

But I am getting weary of this kind of stuff on DU. One doesn't get a response in a thread to provocations, so one posts an OP. (I'm aware of the thread OPer is attempting to skewer.)

Thanks, anyway.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:36 AM

3. Not only is this getting trashed, you are going on ignore you mean hateful person.

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Response to liberal_at_heart (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 02:12 AM

9. Aw, but I was going to name one after you

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:37 AM

4. LOL

Thanks. I'm reminded why I've been absent for several years.

Just ain't much happening here.

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Response to Jim Warren (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 02:19 AM

11. You're one tough customer

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:37 AM

5. Eh. Knock yourself out.

Have fun. LOL.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:38 AM

6. Go for a litter of 19.

Or maybe 20, to beat the record. Then get your own reality show. In the meantime, research the vast collection of idiotic beliefs so you can promote one or more of them on tee vee. Instant success, if your wife lives through it. And if she doesn't, imagine what that will do for ratings! WOW. Try to make it happen in the fall if possible.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 12:41 AM

8. Okay, I can't resist.

What would be the problem with your plan?

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Response to Llewlladdwr (Reply #8)

Thu Oct 10, 2013, 02:18 AM

10. Oppressive fascists who do not heap praise on it

 

The biggest problem I see are those horrible awful people who refuse to strew rose petals in my path and fail to recognize my immediate qualification for a complete Nobel prize sweep in every category.

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