"P*ss on your self-conception." . . . Please come CAPTION Dick Cheney!!!

[skip fox]

Dick ("Torture is simply an interaction between combatants off of the battlefield&quot Cheney is saying: "And furthermore, Sean, Obama has no respect for tradition including severe rendition, C.I.A. data interpretation, torture, asset exposure for geo-political ends, speculation manufacture, projection of intentions and motives of foreign governments, righteous paranoia, etc., etc., The list goes on and on. . . . All of the protective procedures put in place by the last administration are simply lost on him. . . . He's a man outside of history."

[skip fox]

1. "So when the doctor said all they had was a pig's heart, I said, 'That's okay

I think it's about time I step up a notch.'"

[rock]

2. "Look! It's Asshole Cheney!"

"You mean Dick."
"That too!"

[IADEMO2004]

3. Self-conception Dick Cheney

If self-conception = f**k yourself

[skip fox]

4. "As I've always said:

'Trust but terrify.'"

[polichick]

5. The perfect symbol of heartlessness.

[lpbk2713]

6. He still knows his audience.

His replies weren't that extreme on 60 Minutes and so he minded his manners.

He ought to reimburse the Treasury. Most of the time he was in office he was a lame
player getting the best and most expensive medical care at the taxpayers' expense.
And of course there's a lot more he should reimburse us for.

[skip fox]

7. "Waterboarding wasn't for torture; it was to get these jihadis to bathe themselves!"