"And don't be pointing at no dog!" Please CAPTION Fox's Ben Carson!!!

Ben (Dung Master) Carson is saying: "Oh, but I do regret saying Obamacare will be the worse thing for this country since slavery! . . . It was totally unfair of me to do so, Megyn, and I apologize to you, all of your viewers, and the American people as well. . . . My statement did not take into account all the beneficent elements of slavery, like free room and board, free health care, providing labor to foster a sense of self worth, and so on. . . . By contrast Obamacare has no beneficent elements and is far worse than slavery can ever be conceived to be! . . . My original comparison was totally unfair and I humbly apologize."


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The above is loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/10/27/foxs-ben-carson-defends-calling-obamacare-the-w/196614