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(20,885 posts)--imm
Skittles
(153,122 posts)I mean I literally laughed out loud
Brigid
(17,621 posts)How are you Mr. Scorpio?
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
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adirondacker
(2,921 posts)Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)Someone with far more talent than I could create a delightfully scathing series of Holiday Cards -- and I use that term just to piss off Fox News.
adirondacker
(2,921 posts)from the 99%.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Saving!
burrowowl
(17,632 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Warren is the secular model:
LAGC
(5,330 posts)The "Real Jesus(tm)" embraced the banksters and plutocrats and LOVES unbridled capitalism and conservative values.
My local fundie Baptist church said so and they are a "Bible-believing church", as in AV 1611 King James, by God.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)is a bit suspect, too
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Much better than the blond, blue-eyed, Northern European look seen in far too many paintings of him.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)because it would irritate the lily white xtians I work with.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)'My faith is all about harming those who dare to be different and also not using condoms!'- Pope Frankie Ones.
malaise
(268,724 posts)She is having issues with the 'so called liberal pope'.
tjwash
(8,219 posts)"Because you know, when the bible was written, and then rewritten, and then edited, and then re-edited, then translated from dead languages and then re-retranslated and re-edited again, then re-re-re-edited, and then re-translated, and then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts out, and then re-edited and re-translated and given to the pope for him to approve, and then re-edited and re-written all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years after they had happened to people who didnt know how to write I guess what Im trying to say is, the bible is literally the worlds oldest game of telephone."
brer cat
(24,525 posts)Thanks for a great laugh, MrScorpio.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)I know another god who would just throw a couple lightning bolts