"What's shame, anyway?" . . . Please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!!

[skip fox]

Steve ("Playing it straight every crooked day of the week&quot Doocy is saying, "Well, guys, I know this will be hard to believe, but I tried to get onto the Obamacare web-site five times in the past day but all I found were sites for terrorist porn, murder of the unborn, jihadi religious cleansing, euthanasia holidays, and a one for a bestiality theme park. . . . I told you it would be hard to believe!"

[DetlefK]

1. What is terrorist porn? Is everyone wearing masks and wielding AK-47s?

"Oh no, those bombs blew all my clothes away!"

[skip fox]

2. Here's to the melody of your thinking!

[skip fox]

3. "Frankly I don't know what they're saying. . . . I feel

I'm as trustworthy as anyone else here at Fox except when Glen Beck is being interviewed that day, or when Charles Krauthammer is talking about Obama, or when Hannity is discussing Obamacare, or when . . ."

[Johonny]

4. I goggled Obamacare and it kept sending me to something called the ACA

and they say the website is working!

[skip fox]

5. "I didn't dare click the link 'cause I knew it would disappoint me!

I'm just reporting."

[11 Bravo]

6. I remember Douchey from his days as a local TV guy in DC.

He was dumber than a bag of hair then,but apparently that was at the height of his intellectual prowess, and he has only regressed from there.