"Let's make a deal!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!

[skip fox]

Ted (The Lost Stooge) Nugent is saying: "Here's the deal. . . . As a board member I will do everything in my power to get the NRA to close the gun-show loophole on gun sales, and all I ask in return is that you close the federal voting loophole, which allows individuals who do not pay federal income tax to vote. . . . Sounds damn fair to me! . . . How could you possibly turn that down???"






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The above CAPTION is closely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/12/05/ted-nugents-presidential-pitch-disenfranchise-t/197167

These jokers satirize themselves.

[zbdent]

1. Wonder how many billionaires would lose their votes?

But then, they don't have to "vote" to get their way, just pay a few extra hundreds under the table to their favorite politicians ...

[dembotoz]

2. yes i know I am a blithering idiot, but i am a famous blithering idiot so keep filming

[Lint Head]

3. Wait. Wait! I have a turtle poking it's head out of my

sphencter. Mmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh uh. OK. I'm ready. Speaking of a pant load. ....

[skip fox]

4. "Actually I feel a fecal storm coming on, but don't worry.

I'm such a tight-ass I can hold it in for days, . . . even weeks."

[Butch McQueen]

5. It Wouldn't Be The First Time...

He crapped himself as an adult. He once told an interviewer that he spent a week shitting and pissing himself in order to be able to fail an approaching military induction physical to avoid being drafted during the Vietnam War.

[jmowreader]

6. The reason he gave for doing it was even more reprehensible

He was having too good a time playing the guitar and didn't want to give up that life to go to Vietnam and patrol for a year. He supported the Vietnam War just so long as it wasn't him who had to go to it.

I can understand shitting your pants to stay out of a war you disagreed with...shitting your pants to stay out of a war you liked is beyond putrid.

[Lint Head]

7. He is also a coward. He is as afraid of shooting another human being as he is of being shot at.

[stevenleser]

8. "What I want to say is... wait, I see a 17 year old girl I want to adopt so I can have sex with her"

Edited to add: Yes. He really did that. Spin magazine voted it 63rd in its list of 100 grossest moments in Rock n Roll http://books.google.com/books?id=HTMuhxamaFEC&pg=PA134#v=onepage&q=nugent&f=false

[spanone]

9. i fart in his general direction....

hey teddy....

[Warren DeMontague]

10. PANTS CRAP FEVER!

Sorry, that's my all-purpose Nuge caption.

[Paladin]

11. Ted Nugent: God's gift to gun control advocates. (nt)