The Queen Goes Nuts Over Nuts
Yes, indeed, the rich are not like common folk:
(London) Queen Elizabeth was so incensed by royal police officers eating nuts from bowls left out in the corridors of Buckingham Palace that she drew lines on the sides of the bowls in a bid to catch them out.
A memo from Her Royal Nuttiness had been revealed in the ongoing News of The World hacking trial.
There is more than one queen in the world at the moment. </anglocentrism peeve>
That said, isn't she one of the wealthiest people in the world? And how fresh were the nut anyway if not one was eating them?