Can we combine all the "Why I'm too good for Duck Dynasty" threads into one?

[Decaffeinated]

They seem to be piling up...

[1000words]

1. They're all going to one place for me:

Piling up in the trash

[DonViejo]

2. I'll remember that for your posts, thanks for the lesson! eom

[Kurovski]

20. Some folks are even too good for THREADS about Ducksies D.

I had no gay idea we at DU were so thusly honored with the presence of such.

[Lint Head]

3. We? Duck Dynasty is a pile already. More like Die Nasty.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

4. such comments from you? I am surprised!!

(not really)

[rdharma]

8. I was shocked as well!

[Scootaloo]

27. Who'da thunk it?!

[DonViejo]

5. "They seem to be piling up... "

Why? And so what?

[Decaffeinated]

11. Reminds me of this guy...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-doesnt-own-a-tel,429/?ref=auto

The smug gets a little thick sometimes..

[geek tragedy]

6. You forgot to use the word 'uppity' nt

[Ikonoklast]

7. See the "Trash This Thread" button?

Unless you are running for the position of Net Nanny, use it.

Like I am going to on this one.

[1000words]

9. Careful. Apparently, that upsets some Duers

[XRubicon]

45. "Careful"

Great advice!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. *Ahem*

http://betterment.democraticunderground.com/?com=myaccount&sub=trash

In the queue, type in "Duck Dynasty."

Problem avoided, thin skin protected.

[Cali_Democrat]

14. ^^problem solved^^

[Kingofalldems]

12. I haven't liked one of your posts, could you put them all in one thread?

[HangOnKids]

22. For the win!

[JI7]

23. you can see them on freerepublic

and other wingnut sites

[Decaffeinated]

26. I think what I like most about DU..

... Is the welcoming and enlightened attitudes from the more senior members who obviously have so much time on their hands to spend here... Year after year...

[Kingofalldems]

32. Have a great Christmas!

[XRubicon]

41. You don't like DU...

Oh... ahhh, no text.

[REP]

34. EarlG did that for us all, in a sense

to Admin!

[Kingofalldems]

38. Yep.

[City Lights]

43. Haha, indeed!

[laundry_queen]

58. OH, God amen! That one was obvious from the start. nt

[WinkyDink]

13. Is it too complicated?

[Egalitarian Thug]

15. No, what site do you think you're on?

Every single thought, no matter how trivial, derivative, or repetitive that crosses my mind deserves its own special thread.

[tkmorris]

16. No

Further, your ox needs medical attention.

[eShirl]

17. Because I have a remote and my thumb works.

[otohara]

18. Proud Memeber of the Too Good For Reality TrashTV

...the Otohara family wouldn't waste one second on DD.

[Nanjing to Seoul]

19. Hmmm. . .i don't even know what this is. What the hell is a Duck Dynasty?

[Kurovski]

21. It's a televised badelynge, bunch, or brace of homophobes.

Popular with folks who lurve Gawd, but don't much care for Jesus.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

24. Thanks for the new thread. This gives me an opportunity to let you know

...why I am too good for Duck Dynasty (I haven't weighed in on this yet at DU). It goes something like this: I don't like homophobic, misogynistic pieces of fucking garbage, most especially when they've (god knows how) elevated themselves above the rest of their sister-humping brethren. You may have inspired me to start another thread on this. I'll give it some thought.

[Decaffeinated]

25. Have a good time!

[spin]

28. Out of curiosity I am recording one of the Duck Dynasty programs. ...

It seems that A&E is running a string of them tonight. Perhaps when I watch the program I will be able to figure out why it is so popular but I doubt it.

[Kurovski]

37. I have read elsewhere online that it is enjoyed for its presentation of family meals,

shared prayers, lack of tasteless language (boogers and farts are fine) . It is safe for the whole family.

I read around 145 posts saying the same thing. Talk about a concept pile-up. Oy.

[spin]

53. Well I watched the program. ...

That's 1/2 hour of my life totally wasted.

I fail to see why this program is popular.

One of the most insightful movies that I have watched in years was Idiocracy.

Idiocracy

Idiocracy is a 2006 American satirical science fiction comedy film directed by Mike Judge and starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews. The film tells the story of two ordinary people from the present who take part in a top-secret military hibernation experiment, only to awaken 500 years in the future in a dystopian society full of extremely stupid people. Advertising, commercialism, and cultural anti-intellectualism have run rampant and dysgenic pressure has resulted in a uniformly unthinking society devoid of intellectual curiosity, social responsibility, and coherent notions of justice and human rights.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

I fear it will take our society far less than 500 years to degenerate to the level of the society portrayed in "Idiocracy" if at this time the most popular cable TV show is Duck Dynasty. Is it really surprising that one half of America believes the world is 6000 years old?

[Marrah_G]

29. That is an odd way to put it

Weird choice of words.

[tenderfoot]

30. I hear that Duck Dynasty is too good for Duck Dynasty

Why else would they choose to grow their hair out, rough themselves up rather than be their own upper-middle-class selves? Other than to cater and profit from the very kinds of people that they claim to be?

[Jesus Malverde]

49. Indeed...nt

[tenderfoot]

31. Toodles!

[Bjorn Against]

33. I am not usually one to gravedance but this is cause for celebration

Decaffeinated was a racist gun nut troll who took the right-wing position on everything, I can't believe he lasted as long as he did.

[tenderfoot]

42. I was hoping they would be bounced after this one...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4163608

Wonders never cease.

[Kurovski]

39. Duck Dynasty did him in?

Awesome.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

35. Why don't you tell your buddies how you blew it

[XRubicon]

36. Great Idea! I am too good for those back woods pieces of shit!

I am not a homophobe or a racist. I like your sense of efficiency!

[politichew]

40. Fans of Duck Dynasty are second to last in the evolution chart.

Deal with it, pal.

P.S. Oh oh ee ee aah ahh!

[H2O Man]

44. no

[City Lights]

46. C YA, Decaffeinated.

Been nice knowing you.

[City Lights]

50. That didn't take long.

[Agschmid]

52. It happens fast!

Luckily MIRT was on it... And the name was SO obvious.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

55. hahahahha!!!

active tonight. lol.

[XRubicon]

51. Welcome to.... back... to DU

I think.

[Captain Stern]

47. No

I can't combine any threads into one. I strongly suspect you can't either (you wouldn't be asking the question if you could). So, "we' can't combine any threads into anything.

The folks that run this place can, and they might even be willing to combine all those "I'm too good for Duck Dynasty" threads into one thread....if they are really "piling up". The problem with that is, they're not really "piling up".

[Kingofalldems]

56. Now I remember. SnuffySmith came back!

[Iggo]

57. Everyone's too good for that shit.

Some people just don't realize it yet.

[Rex]

59. For a previously banned troll?

Wow, you guys are getting bold!