There is so much wooing that you would think DU was a dating site. Get a room!

[tenderfoot]

I am sorry. I could not help myself.

[Siwsan]

1. I've been thinking the same thing, today

I was pretty confused, for a while.

[Warpy]

2. They have one.

We just can't get them to stay there.

[pinboy3niner]

3. I think you mean..."Get a woom!"

[tenderfoot]

4. Gut vun...

[pinboy3niner]

5. Kick & Wec fow the fiwm wefewence ! nt

[Turbineguy]

6. Yeah

with Lilly von Schtupp!

[proverbialwisdom]

7. Music by VAN MORRISON: I wanna roo you

VIDEO AND LYRIC: http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=OEty27_8XBY

[pinboy3niner]

8. Or at least consider dancing or vaccuuming

In either case, might I suggest a Woomba?

[In_The_Wind]

9. You mean ...

oh no