How ugly do YOU find the Republican claims that jobless benefits are a kind of addiction?

[Ken Burch]

They keep acting like people are somehow HOOKED on social assistance.

Which is weird, since I've never heard of anybody getting a buzz off of social assistance.

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[LumosMaxima]

1. Sin's hemorrhoids' hemorrhoids

Would that be like, compound hemorrhoids? Sounds dreadful.

[Ken Burch]

2. And let's not even get started on sin's hemmorrhoids' hemmmorrhoids' hemmorrhoids.

[Marie Marie]

3. Republicans opposing extensions of jobless benefits will never have hemmorhoids...

they are perfect assholes.

[daleanime]

11. ........

[winter is coming]

4. "They keep acting like people are somehow HOOKED on social assistance."

Perhaps because they're hooked on the money flow from their corporate masters, and their masters are hooked on tax cuts.

[LadyHawkAZ]

5. Uglier than Mitch McConnell standing naked in the middle of a tar sands field on a cold day.

[LisaLynne]

6. Jesus Christ on a trailer hitch ...

DO NOT GET A MENTAL PICTURE! DO NOT GET A MENTAL PICTURE!!

[TheKentuckian]

10. For the win!

My other in your honor.

[Ken Burch]

12. That almost sounds like what Austin Powers chanted to himself to ward off visible signs of arousal.

[LadyHawkAZ]

14. What was the chant? I have seen only bits and pieces of the movies

I don't think that was one of the bits.

[Ken Burch]

15. The actual chant was

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"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day....Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day..."
(Austin was, for some reason, posing nude with a group of fashion models in a photo shoot).
(Felicity Shagwell could have done the same chant but used "J. Edgar Hoover" instead of the Iron Lady).

[LadyHawkAZ]

16. Ah! So that's where that came from. n/t

[arely staircase]

7. the fact that it is political poison for them goes to show

we should have been pressing for a more progressive agenda all along. Feck'em!

[LisaLynne]

8. These f-ers know there are no decent paying jobs out there ...

at least there aren't tons of them just sitting open. They THINK everybody could go to work making minimum wage, with no benefits,and that's what they want. They want the majority of people to get into a poverty state where they have no rights, no future, no hope. Because these f-ers think that is what people like us deserve. Because we aren't "blessed". Because we are not them. Because they want to make sure there is enough of a difference between us and them that they can be assured of their supremacy forever.
/rant

Sorry, it's just really starting to get to me.

[Ken Burch]

13. Essentially, they're STILL mad that we got rid of slavery.

Let's just admit it....they still want THAT back...only this time, without discrimination on the basis of race.

[Old Codger]

9. You guys

All need to apologize to sins and hemorrhoids and face lifts and Kenny Rogers ..... Ugly is not even close to a way to describe this bunch of (insert own word).