The astonishing evil that is the female orgasm.

[WilliamPitt]

This guy must be a dynamo in the sack.

[enlightenment]

1. Given that he swears "good women"

never experience orgasm, I'd say you are absolutely correct as to his prowess.

I guess that attitude is one way to justify being a lousy lay.

[get the red out]

2. Which do you think he prefers?

Standard gay porn, or really kinky hetero?

[snooper2]

3. Why is his name blurred out?

Sounds like some good snark to me LOL...

What do his other writings say?

[Dr. Strange]

16. It's not blurred out.

That's his actual name.

[hamsterjill]

4. Well, good heavens, then I'm going to hell!!!

How dare I or any female ever actually enjoy a sexual encounter!!!! (Sarcasm, of course).

Where do these sick fucks come up with this shit???!!!

[WilliamPitt]

5. "Where do these sick fucks come up with this shit???!!!"

Church.

[hamsterjill]

6. Yeah, the kind where most of the deacons are screwing the other deacons wives!

n/t

[AmBlue]

145. or the other deacons.

[hamsterjill]

147. Hee hee!

Great comeback!!! (And very true!)

[dawg]

14. Not any church I ever attended.

Sounds like crazy-talk to me.

[Niceguy1]

126. I've never heard that in church

either I think it's more of a the tent to label all by the actions of the few

[badtoworse]

56. I usually like what you post, even if I don't agree.

This comment is crass,

[WilliamPitt]

64. The kind of churches people like this attend

I have been to. Seen it. With own eyes.

That is crass.

[badtoworse]

75. If you've actually heard rhetotic like that in Church,...

...then I have to agree with you; it's crass. That said, I've been practicing Christian for most of my life and I've never heard anything even close to that.

[LumosMaxima]

7. Good grief.

In the Victorian age (and even earlier), it was believed that female orgasm increased the likelihood of conception, so in theory, at least, it was considered a good & even necessary thing. (In practice, I doubt that men of that period made any serious effort to please their partners.)

Where do creeps like this come from?

[brush]

59. People have always like to fu_k

Even Victorian age and pre-Victorian times people got horny. I suspect that it wasn't considered respectable to admit, especially for women, that they liked sex. And I would say that many men got off on helping their women partners get off even back then.

That part of it, at least in on-the-record writings and public opinion, was repressed and kept behind the closed bedroom door though, which, when you think about it, sounds much like recent 2012 repug candidates (on the repugs I'll go with your opinion: ". . . I doubt that men of that period made any serious effort to please their partners&quot .

[polichick]

8. Was that meant to be a joke?

[Dash87]

17. It's probably sarcastic or trolling (I hope).

[polichick]

32. I hope too!

[Whisp]

49. I think it was. I hope?

[eShirl]

9. If that's God's Plan, he sucks at design.

[Sissyk]

10. And, as a woman

I've been known to "praise" God quite a bit when my loving husband brings me to a female orgasm.

Guess I wouldn't do for this dude.

[burnsei sensei]

138. +1

Ah yes, praise him INDEED . . .

[Shandris]

11. WTF did I just read?

It's hard to believe there are still people like this out there. I'd like to think that selective breeding will keep their numbers to a minimum, but I'm sure there's some Universal Law that will see this moron have 8 sons and daughters who are all inculcated with this horsemanure.

[GoneOffShore]

12. Perhaps he's a Poe?

[Mariana]

40. I think so. nt.

[salin]

67. forgive me, but what's a Poe?

[LadyHawkAZ]

74. .

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

[salin]

79. thanks

that's helpful.

[GoneOffShore]

87. From the Urban Dictionary

Similar to Murphy's Law, Poe's Law concerns internet debates, particularly regarding religion or politics.

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

[redqueen]

13. Who on DU has said orgasms are evil?

Why are you posting this here?

Can you please cite three posts in which someone here has said that women shouldn't have orgasms?

[randome]

20. Are you guys using Firefox?

I've found that sometimes Firefox does not display embedded images in an OP when IE does. Not sure what's up with that.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]

[redqueen]

23. I see the image...

Just joking around, hence the

[randome]

25. Whoops. I missed that!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.[/center][/font][hr]

[malaise]

84. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah I am using Firefox and reading poor sad Jason's

madness.

I'm betting Jason masturbates a whole lot since clearly he can't satisfy a woman.

[arcane1]

33. LMAO!

[gollygee]

46. ROFL

[geek tragedy]

76. I see what you did there. nt

[Squinch]

110. .

[TreasonousBastard]

15. I did know a guy who claimed women shouldn't have orgasms...

nothing to do with religion, though. Said it just makes 'em ornery.

[MissMillie]

91. one would think

that the women NOT having orgasms would be the ornery ones.

[TreasonousBastard]

116. That was my first thought, but..

you know, guys...

Although, I think he meant it spoiled them.

[patricia92243]

18. I assume the only time HE wants to have sex is when HE wants to make a baby.

Somehow I don't think that would be the case. Usually nuts like this one want one set of rules for themselves and another set for others.

[Wait Wut]

19. It has to be snark, but...

...if not, he needs to take a class on biology and discover why the female orgasm is beneficial to this procreation thing he's so obsessed with.

[LittleBlue]

21. Couldn't keep a straight face when he said

"so-called 'female orgasm'", as if it's an act to cover up something sinister

Jason is obviously a mental giant

[MadrasT]

22. "A woman's job is to quietly receive her husband's seed."

[Le Taz Hot]

43. Yeah, well it's that "quiet" part

that I'm gonna have a problem with. TMI?

[mythology]

142. Perhaps he enjoys gags

But I am in the camp that this might be sarcasm. I have gotten myself in trouble more than once in real life when being wildly over the top in my sarcasm but doing it with such a straight face and voice that those around me didn't get it.

At least, I really hope this is over the top mocking. Otherwise, hopefully he will at least stay out of the gene pool.

[HappyMe]

24. Unbridled madness!

Yes, please.

[Egalitarian Thug]

26. Carl's Demon-Haunted World made manifest through religion.

Makes me just so damned proud to be an American.

[GreenEyedLefty]

27. This simply has to be a joke.

Right?

[shenmue]

80. Yeah, I think it is

It's so dumb, it sounds like satire.

[Nye Bevan]

28. I think I remember reading a study that said the female orgasm helps with fertilization,

so it seems that it is part of God's plan after all.

In any case, the female orgasm is a wondrous thing.

[sarisataka]

29. If demonic posession

is the cause of female orgasm, what is the cause of male orgasm?

Maybe Jason **** needs to watch some porn and learn what he is doing wrong.

[keithbvadu2]

148. Sex done wrong?

Philosophy professor: pleasure is only relative. Sometimes a good bowel movement can be just as pleasurable as sex.

Comes a voice from the back of the room: professor, either I don't know how to crap or you don't know how to screw.

[arcane1]

30. I'm apparently doing the sex wrong.

Very, very wrong.

[redqueen]

38. I think my boyfriend must be a satanist!

He's done the demon thing, repeatedly! So many demonic sexings! I'm surely going to burn in hell!

[arcane1]

44. It's the only logical explanation.

[LadyHawkAZ]

31. Jason to English translation key

"Christian" = lousy lover
"God" = guy who has no idea of or interest in the mechanics of a clitoris.
"Vile whores seized by demons" = the last bored woman who dumped him, promptly "seized" by the guy down the street who understands the mechanics of the clitoris.
"Her husband" = Jason

Now read it again.

[Matariki]

81. OMG that photo!

Is Jesus what he named his penis?

[3catwoman3]

83. I wonder how many ladies are lined up...

...hoping for the chnce to make that declaration.

That is one scary picture. Yeeeeeeeeeesh!

[progressoid]

106. Is that his mom looking over his shoulder?

Creeeeeepy

[CTyankee]

34. I think it is just sad that such people are so obsessed with sex and especially

the sex that women experience. This man is extremely sick.

[1StrongBlackMan]

35. I guess I have three questions ...

1) Is he married? And if so,
2) How big of a "DD" battery bill did he pay?
3) How big was his Letter Carrier's Christmas tip?

[redqueen]

50. re: the second question, I'm thinking any woman involved with him

would be investing in a plug-in model.

[1StrongBlackMan]

51. One, where ...

the lights of the entire city dim a bit, whenever she flicks the on switch.

But I shouldn't make light, as I suspect there is a seriously miserable woman out there, somewhere.

[redqueen]

54. Yeah, if we are gonna be serious,

then yeah, there are women who would actually be a good match for this guy, if this isn't a Poe (which I'm hoping it is). Women who agree with that weirdass dogma, or who have been seriously traumatized and are phobic about sex as a result...

[1StrongBlackMan]

55. A "Poe"? n/t

[redqueen]

57. When the parody or satire of an extremist position

isn't clearly identifiable as satire / parody.

[1StrongBlackMan]

68. Gotcha! n/t

[BobUp]

63. The power drain was from the 40 year old Hoover

[Xyzse]

36. This has to be a joke.

If he's serious... He deserves to be forever alone.

[WinkyDink]

37. Did he forget the sarcasm thingy?

[Zorra]

39. Oh, i know this is just wrong, but I can't resist...

[cinnabonbon]

41. Thanks, I needed the laugh today. n/t

[Nuclear Unicorn]

42. I like evil

In fact, make mine a double.

However, I can't help but be skeptical that A) this is a defamatory hoax or B) or joke taken out of context or C) an extremist outlier.

[Lex]

45. So hard to believe that religion is being turned away from in droves.

What with people like this explaining God and all.

[Berlum]

47. Republicons are into extramarital diaper sex with hookers to get their kicks

Because that <<<Standing Republicon Ovation >>> is one of their values. But treating women in general or their wives in particular like human beings just does not compute in their brainpans.

No wonder Americans don't respect Republicons or their twisted seXual, um, ideas.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

48. He must've been raised in Lubbock, TX.

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." - Butch Hancock

[lumpy]

113. Love that quote. Save that filthy sex for someone you love.....

[spin]

52. Another Christian who has not read the BIble or at least not the book named ...

Song of Songs or Song of Solomon.

The Joys of Sex, Springtime, and the Song of Songs
by AUSTIN ALLEN APRIL 8, 2012, 9:00 AM

It’s a wonderful oddity—I hesitate to say “coincidence”—that the best erotic poem in literary history should appear smack dab in the middle of the Bible. The Song of Songs (known also as the Song of Solomon or Canticle of Canticles) is an ancient Hebrew text of uncertain date; some scholars trace its origins to 900 BCE, while others argue for a composition as late as the Hellenistic period, around the third century BCE. Its traditional attribution to Solomon is almost certainly apocryphal: its author may have been a court poet or a commoner, a man or a woman, one person or several.

The one certainty I’ve offered above—that it is an erotic poem—flies in the face of centuries’ worth of clerical commentary, which has doggedly sought in it an allegory of spiritual love. Yet the sexy interpretation is now the dominant one among critics, as it has long been the intuition of the common reader. In his foreword to Chana and Ariel Bloch’s 1995 translation, Stephen Mitchell dryly remarks that “the allegorical interpretation of the Song, which dominated both the Jewish and Christian traditions for almost two thousand years…qualifies as one of the more peculiar achievements of the human mind.” He adds that “the young men who sang it in the first-century taverns of Jerusalem…were better readers than the allegory-dazed scholars and priests.”

A quick glance at the text will prove him right:
http://bigthink.com/book-think/the-joys-of-sex-springtime-and-the-song-of-songs

[NCTraveler]

53. Any link to this. Cannot find it and have no clue why the name would be blurred. nt.

[MrScorpio]

58. I found "Jason's" YouTube page

The man is clearly insane.

[SamKnause]

62. Question

Do you have a link ?

I would enjoy reading more of this insane individuals postings.

P.S. I don't know how to find his page without his full name.

[MrScorpio]

70. Sent you a PM nt

[SamKnause]

82. Reply

Thank you.

Stay safe and warm.

[Squinch]

112. So is he really like this, or is this just satire?

[GreenEyedLefty]

123. Wow.

He's a little insane in the membrane.

[BobUp]

60. I see

his photo and name blocked out, to protect the ignorant?

Stimulation & enjoyment is not part of God's plan? oooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

God doesn't want men, women or children to have any fun either, that's why people of the earf made water parks, ski resorts, baseball, football, brownies, cakes, ribs, chicken, steaks....

just remember, if you have an accident doing any of the above, like choking on a chicken bone, it was God's will, he was trying to tell you something...

[Lurks Often]

61. I must be a bad, bad man then for trying to cause so many female orgasms!! n/t

[BobUp]

65. Either that

or he's only 13 years old.

[In_The_Wind]

120. Or a very happy one.

[Arugula Latte]

66. I think this must be snark.

[Boom Sound 416]

69. This is what happens when Twitter

Doesn't have a sarcasm thingy

[kestrel91316]

71. Sex EVOLVED to be pleasant so that animals would DO IT. Lots.

If it weren't, nobody would bother and animals would all die out.

But I guess if you don't even believe in evolution that wouldn't enter into your equation.

[1000words]

72. This has to be sarcasm

[jsr]

73. Unless it's caused by Jesus

[lumpy]

114. Who's having the orgasm here ?

[CTyankee]

115. that is so hysterical! Where did it come from?

[Arugula Latte]

121. Jesus! Come enter me!

My, err, heart, that is ...

[nomorenomore08]

124. ...

[Matariki]

77. Is this parody? It must be parody.

Where did you find this silliness? A facebook friend of yours?

[herding cats]

78. Please tell me he's a disciple of Landover Baptist Church?

For those who don't know Landover Baptist church is an extreme fundamentalist satire site, which has a spinoff of a discussion forum where you can find statements like this made in jest via a satirical character named Rev RG Green. It's really very funny if you're into satire.

I dug up a link to an old posting of Rev RG Green's that reminded me of this one. If anyone chooses to read it keep in mind it's satire and not meant to be taken seriously.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11157

Here's a few of the topics they cover on their main webpage with a link to their main page on sex.

Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin?

TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!

Pastor Orders Christian Men to Think Only About Jesus While Masturbating

If you're offended by jokes about religious fundamentalist I suggest you not click on the above links.

I don't know if the tweet above is someone trying to emulate their style or if they're sincere, it's just that they did remind me of the site with their over the top style.

[upaloopa]

85. Women don't need a man to have an orgasm

I'm old enough to remember when it was news to men that women enjoyed sex.
Back then men who read Playboy and Penthouse learned from them how to be better sex partners.
Before it was wam bam thank you mam.

[mstinamotorcity2]

86. Can I get a drink and

a dildo with that bullshit

[3catwoman3]

88. Elusive sometimes perhaps...

...but hardly evil.

[democratisphere]

89. Must be some kind of fundamentalist religious nut case mental illness.

Puritans were having more fun than this guy. O-O-O-Orgasm On!!

[catbyte]

90. With an attitude like that, I have a feeling that the only "dates" he is ever gonna

have are with his right hand, if you catch my drift.

[mstinamotorcity2]

101. her name is

Handgela or Minnie and her four daughters

[catbyte]

103. LOL

[AtheistCrusader]

92. God's plan? Well that explains the clitoris, and all those other nerve endings.

Unnecessary factory equipment I guess. OR, satan tampered with god's plan sometime between design and manufacturing?

I can't follow these people's fucking logic. I don't want to consume the drugs I would need to be on, to enable my mind to balance his fucking equation.

[Mopar151]

135. I don't want to consume the drugs I would need to be on

Truer words, my friend, truer words......

[imthevicar]

93. Go Ahead, Believe that

Sky god Bullshit! Treat your women like Goo Spittoons. Watch your Numbers Dwindle to nothing, You Selfish Mook!

[sulphurdunn]

94. Just close your eyes Virginia

and think of England.

[DinahMoeHum]

95. Odds are, this "Jason" is a lousy lay.

from the movie American Pie:

"Suck me beautiful"

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?



<duck>

[hrmjustin]

97. oh I thought you were going to do a fun op. you did not fool us.

[Tanelorn]

98. I suspect Jason doesn't have a girlfriend

[ellie]

99. That has to be a joke

Right?

[L0oniX]

100. Nomad: Must sterilize!

[blackspade]

102. Shakes head....

Dumbass

[Agnosticsherbet]

104. At least the good plastic blow up women he sleeps with don't orgasm.

[Douglas Carpenter]

105. "Lie still and think of England"

[RainDog]

107. ...

[Skittles]

127. STOP IT RAINDOG

[RainDog]

132. okay, something... heavenly

I'm just looking for
Just looking for a way around
It disappears this near
You're the rod I'm water
I'm just looking for the divine hammer

One divine hammer
One divine hammer

I'm just looking for one divine hammer
I'd bang it all day
Oh the carpenter goes bang
Bang bang
I'm just looking for one divine hammer

One divine hammer
One divine hammer

I'm just looking for a faith
Waiting to be followed
It disappears this near
You're the rod I'm water
I'm just looking for one divine hammer

One divine hammer
One divine hammer
One divine hammer
One divine hammer
One divine hammer
One divine hammer

[Skittles]

133. SCHEDULING RAINDOG FOR ASS KICKING

EGREGIOUS!!!

[RainDog]

134. LOL

okay, okay, I'll get right with god... ahem.

[Deep13]

108. Where in Christian theology is he getting this shit?

Nothing in the Bible supports this view. Nothing in 2000 years of theological writing supports this.

In fact, during the first couple centuries it was reproduction that was considered the bad part of sex because it produced more sinners for hell. Later, theologians like Jerome agreed that there should be an elite group of male and female virgins whose sacrifice of sexuality allowed them to be effective intermediaries between the human and the divine. But for the vast bulk of humanity, this was not the case. Adultery was a major sin because it involved breaking an oath, but fornication (sex between unmarried persons) was a minor sin, as was incest in many cases (hard to know who is a cousin in a small town with no birth records). Anyway, this guy should read Song of Solomon in the Bible.

So apart from the fact that this makes an offense out of normal human nature and physiology, there is no real basis in Christian theology for it.

[spanone]

109. 'a woman's job is to quietly receive her husband's seed'....bwahahahahahahaa

omg

[liberalmuse]

141. As if he were politely handing it to her in a ziplock bag.

I hope this guy is not married.

[lumpy]

111. Sexual enjoyment is not part of God's plan? "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go astray".

[sakabatou]

117. *brings out my clue bat*

[CFLDem]

118. I take it he's being sarcastic.

[etherealtruth]

122. One can only hope

[BarackTheVote]

119. Thumps Bible. Never read it.

Song of Solomon. Sg 5:3-4

I have taken off my robe,*

am I then to put it on?

I have bathed my feet,

am I then to soil them?

My lover put his hand in through the opening:

my innermost being* trembled because of him.

[Warren DeMontague]

125. I blame all the bigfoot porn.

How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Harry... and his Hendersons?

[opiate69]

146. These men aren't Sasquatches, Donny. They're Nihilists.

[adirondacker]

128. Ahh the Ole Two Jabs Jason.

[FreakinDJ]

129. Member of the "Minute Man Brigade"

[RandySF]

130. Oh, there is NOTHING sexier to me than a woman having an orgasm n/t

[tabbycat31]

131. I am guessing Jason can't get laid

Or he needs to pay in order to get some action. Asshole.

[3catwoman3]

136. A creepy dude like that...

...could not possibly pay enough, no matter how much he might offer. Seriously repulsive.

[mike_c]

137. wtf?

I'll bet he was home alone on Saturday night when he posted THAT!

[jamzrockz]

139. Lol,

I think you are being trolled. Nobody who can access facebook still believes in that rubbish.

[LiberalElite]

140. Posted 1 month ago???

He's in a time warp.

[Glassunion]

143. Jason D*** is a troll

I will not post his name here, but he is everywhere. I believe that it is a parody account. If you search his name and some of the content of the message word for word - you will see him in many, many a places, including medical, advice, and adult websites. All with the exact same, copy and pasted message. Some of these sites require membership to post comments.

He is trolling.

[Enthusiast]

144. This is one sick fuck.