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[spanone]

'i am the cone man, goo goo g'joob.'

[lob1]

1. I'm gonna smack the next person who calls me a bully!

[madokie]

2. That look on his face

says I'm so f*ed

[malaise]

13. My precise words

[pacalo]

3. 'Time for some impeachment problems.'

[dembotoz]

4. i hate dealing with the unwashed

[LiberalElite]

5. K&R for the Beatles ref. eom

[Drew Richards]

6. I'm gonna fuck you up when nobody's looking...

[awake]

7. oops I just shit in my pants

[johnp3907]

8. K&R for the correct spelling!

Drives me nuts when people sing "koo koo k'choo."

[spanone]

9. bwahahahahaa!!!

[2naSalit]

10. That look seems to say

"...you're dead meat motherf*cker". Better watch your back 24/7"

[JaneyVee]

11. If I keep this press conference going these reporters will hopefully start

Getting Stockholm Syndrome.

[Sheepshank]

12. "There..I did my best & kept a straight face. Lets see if they bought it"

[NightWatcher]

14. but I don't want to spend more time with my wife and kids

[Jamaal510]

15. "Working the cones makes a

fella's face dry. I need some lotion badly."