"If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned..."

[Atman]

I admit, I'm not much of a bible scholar...but it explains a lot...

[Shandris]

1. There goes the Bible being all sexist again...

...I mean really, would it have killed the author to include women also?

[badtoworse]

2. Hilarious!

[rocktivity]

3. I disagree. He should be not necessarily stoned

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but beautiful...

rocktivity

P.S. The Eleventh Annual "You Call This NEWS?" Awards are posted.

[Fumesucker]

6. And fabulous of course

[icymist]

9. He should be Stone Free!

And now the masters solo...

[beachbum bob]

4. Not new testament. ...

Which supercedes old testament if you are a believer of Christ

[libdem4life]

8. Well, since the New Testament doesn't weigh in on the matter, must mean it went out with the Old Law

like a whole bunch of weird ideas, rules and laws...as one who has read them many times.

[FiveGoodMen]

13. Hmmm. Mathew is in the New Testament...

"Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled."

-- Mathew 5:17-18

[Vashta Nerada]

5. Giggle.

[rhett o rick]

7. Not sure but I think I was stoned from 1963 til 1972. Hard to tell who I laid with. nm

[grahamhgreen]

10. Of coooooooooooourse! It all makes sense now!

[loyalsister]

11. "Does the whole town really have to be together when we stone my brother, John...

for planting different crops side by side?"

[Behind the Aegis]

12. Well, if a man lays with a man correctly, it is like being stoned.

You feel light-headed, a sense of self-satisfaction, there is likely a bit of giggling, one ends up with a hearty appetite, and then it is nitey-nite time.