Iranian news agency says the U.S. is secretly run by Nazi space aliens.

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BY MAX FISHER




Iran's semi-official news outlets have something of a reputation for taking conspiracy theorism to the next level. They've written on Israel's secret plans to annex Iraq, the conspiracy by Western media to fabricate quotes by Iranian President Hassan Rouhani condemning the Holocaust and the secret Jewishness of the British royal family. You may notice a certain theme here.

On Sunday, the hard-line semi-official Fars News dropped one of its biggest bombshells yet: The United States government has been secretly run by a "shadow government" of space aliens since 1945. Yes, space aliens. The alien government is based out of Nevada and had previously run Nazi Germany. It adds, for timeliness, that the controversial NSA programs are actually a tool for the aliens to hide their presence on Earth and their secret agenda for global domination. This is all asserted as incontrovertible fact with no caveats.

There are so many wonderful details here. As proof that aliens were secretly behind the Nazis, the report explains that Germany built hundreds of submarines toward the end of the war, far more than would have been possible with mere human technology. It does not explain why aliens with access to interstellar travel built subs that were so grossly incapable against the British navy, or why all-powerful extraterrestrials were unable to help the Nazis resist an invasion by Allied forces that are mere cavemen relative to their own technology. So far, these are pretty unimpressive aliens.

In any case, after losing the war, the aliens apparently installed themselves as the secret force behind the United States government. President Obama is said to be a tool of the aliens, though anti-alien factions within the U.S. government are fighting to topple him. Their present aim is to install a global surveillance system that will, somehow, allow them to finally impose a one-world government and enslave humanity.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/01/13/iranian-news-agency-says-the-u-s-is-secretly-run-by-nazi-space-aliens-really/

Don't let the house republicans see this! Issa will be holding hearings next.....

[LiberalEsto]

1. THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

Finally, the truth is out

[zappaman]

2. Actually I think some here would agree.

Area 51 and all that nonsense...

[greytdemocrat]

12. See...

It's really Area 58. Shows they have you fooled!!!

[Scuba]

3. I knew it!

[zappaman]

4. Yet somehow they missed this...

[fadedrose]

11. Giggles . . .

[TroglodyteScholar]

15. OFFICIAL PHOTO!

Heh heh heh...

[Turbineguy]

5. I think they've been

watching a teenie-weenie bit too much Fox News. On the other hand, maybe they hired Glenn Beck.

[Katashi_itto]

6. They landed at Benghazi

[Dirty Socialist]

7. But What about The "Five Jew Bankers"???

So much for THAT conspiracy theory.

[Thinkingabout]

8. The secret goverment is actually the TP. The good guys (Democrats) sent trained personnel

To Iran and developed their oil fields and now the TP radicals are going to go in and convert the Muslim to Fundies. Iran's new leader will be Sarah Palin, she wants to see Russia from both sides.

[Codeine]

9. Iran has it's own Creative Speculation Forum, I see. nt

[rurallib]

10. They have been watching History Channel, right?

[fadedrose]

13. No, this is an original...

I watch History and History2 and SCI Channels and they have not mentioned Nazi aliens.

I have noticed that the President seems to have a parachute and when all seems hopeless, he's got another life. Hmmmm...

But as far as being a Nazi, I dunno...

Nazis hated Jews, Blacks, anybody of color. They've had since '45 to set up concentration camps in the US to capture them. In fact, Jews have lots of influence and the Blacks have come a long long way since '45.

I believe in ET Life but not all stories and accounts. Some stuff is very convincing but not the OP...and I haven't heard a reasonable theory as to "why" aliens care about earth matters.

I have always thought that Snowden had some stuff on the ET's that the US wants kept secret, but that's just a hunch, not a firm belief or a religion. It makes life more fun and more interesting to believe rather than the boring debunking that some enjoy.

[Lint Head]

14. Everything is a hologram.

Actually the entire universe is contained within Lemmy's warts.

[davidpdx]

16. Bizzare

I'm surprised this is even being picked up by the Washington Post it's just so far out there. It's more like a Washington Times story.

[edbermac]

17. Well Wehrner Von Braun started the rocket program in Germany.

They might be on to something here.