Noah Took a Baby Dinosaur on the Ark? 5 Extremist Christian "Science" Teachings
http://www.alternet.org/noah-took-baby-dinosaur-ark-5-extremist-christian-science-teachings
***SNIP
1. The Loch Ness Monster Disproves Evolution
Science PACE (Packet of Accelerated Christian Education) 1099 contains this priceless wisdom:
Some scientists speculate that Noah took small or baby dinosaurs on the Ark…. are dinosaurs still alive today? With some recent photographs and testimonies of those who claimed to have seen one, scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence…
***SNIP
2. Solar Fusion Is a Myth
The sun, as everybody knows, works by nuclear fusion. Unfortunately, ACE has a pet theory, outlined on pages 7-9 of Science 1096 (a PACE devoted entirely to refuting evolution, packed with misinformation and distortions of the truth). In short, these creationists want to prove that the sun is shrinking. If the sun is shrinking at a constant rate, then billions of years ago it would have swallowed up the earth. This, they say, proves that the universe must be young.
***SNIP
3. Japanese Whaling Boat Found a Dinosaur
From the same page as the Loch Ness Monster claim comes this:
A Japanese fishing vessel brought up the decomposing body of a dinosaurlike sea creature off the coast of New Zealand. Caught at a depth of 900 feet, the creature weighed 4,000 pounds, measured 32 feet in length, and was seen and photgraphed by the crew members. The animal could not be matched with any living species but certainly resembles a supposedly extinct species of dinosaur.
= new reply since forum marked as read
you know...sex is baaaadd. 
creationists was The Flintstones 
[IMG]
[/IMG]
Wonder what they use for bait? All the whaling ships I have seen on video used harpoons on whales at the surface, not trolling the ocean at 900 feet like these Japanese Whalers...
There is, after all, a "scientific case" to be made for Geocentrism...
http://geocentrism.com/gww.htm
Galileo Was Wrong
A Two Volume Set
By Robert Sungenis and Robert Bennett
The Galileo Was Wrong book is now complete. Currently, there are two volumes available:
1. Galileo Was Wrong, the Church Was Right, Volume I: The Scientific Case for Geocentrism, by Dr. Robert Sungenis and Dr. Robert Bennett. 650 pgs.
2. Galileo Was Wrong, the Church Was Right, Volume II :
The Historical Case for Geocentrism, by Dr. Robert Sungenis. 400 pages.
awwwwwww
It is a decomposing Basking Shark:
Good article on what was found:
http://paleo.cc/paluxy/plesios.htm
They missed the boat.
The evidence for nuclear fusion in the sun is pretty good, and a fair amount of the evidence can be explained to people without any terribly advanced theory
Before the discovery of nuclear reactions, the source of the sun's radiant energy was unclear: one possibility seemed to be that the energy might gravitational: as the sun contracted, the gravitational energy might be converted to heat and released as radiation -- but this theory did not seem to give correct results. The first clue came from nineteenth century spectroscopic studies, when a spectral line was discovered in the sun's emission that did not correspond to any then-known element found on earth, and the hypothetical new element was called Helium, from the Greek word helios ("sun"
. Helium was first isolated on earth around the turn of the last century and shortly afterwards was found to be the element associated with the alpha particle emission of radioactive elements -- which led briefly to the theory that solar radiation originated from radioactive decay of heavy elements in the sun's core, a theory that was abandoned when evidence of any significant radioactive mass in the sun failed to emerge. Meanwhile, deep drilling for oil produced usable sources of helium that had been formed by alpha decay of radioactive elements and then had remained trapped in rock formations. By 1920, very precise measurements of the respective masses of hydrogen and helium atoms revealed that the helium nucleus weighed slightly less than four hydrogen nuclei. The missing piece of the puzzle was then suggested to be Einstein's equation for mass-energy equivalence: the fusion of four hydrogen atoms into a helium atom might convert some mass into energy. The theory has since been worked out in considerable and partly testable detail since: a quick summary can be found here. The fusion bombs developed mid-twentieth century, of course, provide some evidence that the nuclear fusion theorists really had some idea what they were talking about
One thing notable about this story is that the principal scientists involved were not biologist and did not typically publish on the theory of evolution: they were mostly astronomers and physicists, interested in the source of the sun's radiant power
What are these children going to do when it comes time for college? They will be so ill prepared for the real world, that I can't help but wonder what will become of them.
The more I think about it, the angrier it makes me. The parents are willfully putting their kids at a huge disadvantage.
Poor kids. 
Who knew?
Noah and his family ran out of food on the Ark, and it became increasingly apparent that one pair of animals would have to be eaten. Since no one was sure how much longer the world would be flooded, it only made sense to start with the largest animals and then work their way down.
Ultimately, Noah was forced with a choice of eating either the dinosaurs or the elephants. He prayed over this, and God told him that since the elephant would someday be the symbol of the Republican party, Noah should eat the dinosaurs instead. Also, the dinosaurs would taste like chicken.
They did, by the way.
(Taste like chicken, that is.)
Yum. 
