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Playinghardball

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Mon Jan 27, 2014, 01:39 PM Jan 2014

Kim Jong-un: Bieber Just a Few Arrests from Being My Friend


PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) — North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un announced on state television today that he believes the pop star Justin Bieber is “just a few arrests away” from visiting North Korea as his friend.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport
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Kim Jong-un: Bieber Just a Few Arrests from Being My Friend (Original Post) Playinghardball Jan 2014 OP
"As soon as Teh Bieb joins the Republicon Party, Gangnam Style, we be Bros." - Kim Jong-Un Berlum Jan 2014 #1
North Korea will become the Island of Misfit Celebs NightWatcher Jan 2014 #2
Borowitz is still my favorite. louis-t Jan 2014 #3

NightWatcher

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2. North Korea will become the Island of Misfit Celebs
Mon Jan 27, 2014, 01:44 PM
Jan 2014

It would start to resemble the cast from the Celebrity Apprentice.

Shoot some hoops with Rodman, sing some songs with the Biebs, work on your Camero with Bret Michaels, Nerf swordfight with Tonya Harding, and while Kim is doing all of this, he'll miss Gary Busey planning a military coup behind his back.

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