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kpete

(71,984 posts)
Thu Jan 30, 2014, 10:58 AM Jan 2014

"The American Bullshit Association"



They're really hurt! They're hurt! Their feelings are hurt! The President has hurt their feelings! The only problem with their "we just wanna work with him" is that it's total bullshit. It's bullshit. Premium Grade A grass-fed free-range bullshit. (wild audience cheering and applause) Collected and packaged by hand. No, hear me out! It is bullshit collected and packaged by hand from the polished anuses of award-winning Texas longhorns that have been bred for peristaltic perfection so that each individual dookie meets the exacting standards of the American Bullshit Association!

VIDEO & MORE:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/30/1273649/-MUST-SEE-Jon-Stewart-TEARS-apart-GOP-whining-about-Obama-being-divisive-exposes-REAL-GOP-id
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