A student's science joke

Thu Feb 6, 2014, 09:44 PM

FSogol (40,384 posts)

1. Wanna hear a math joke?

A sheep farmer says to his sheep dog, "Well, it is getting late. Go gather up all my sheep."
The sheep dog runs off. A few minutes later he returns panting.
The farmer says, "Did you get the sheep."
The dog replies, "Yes, all 20 sheep are in the barn."
"20 sheep," the farmer cried, "I only have 18 sheep."
"I rounded up," replied the dog.

117 replies	Author	Time	Post
A student's science joke (Original post)	ybbor	Feb 2014	OP
Wanna hear a math joke?	FSogol	Feb 2014	#1
Now that's funny!	ybbor	Feb 2014	#2
Leó Szilárd and Edward Teller met up in a bar	MrScorpio	Feb 2014	#9
That is bad.	ybbor	Feb 2014	#20
This one is knot funny:	Dr. Strange	Feb 2014	#25
Hahahahahahahaha!! that's good!	lastlib	Feb 2014	#32
A giraffe walks into a bar. No, seriously, a giraffe walks into a bar.	Coyotl	Feb 2014	#54
ROFLMAO.	GliderGuider	Feb 2014	#75
Noah is having problems with two venomous snakes	FloridaJudy	Feb 2014	#57
BOOOooooo! Hissss!!	lastlib	Feb 2014	#60
That took me a second. nt	awoke_in_2003	Feb 2014	#28
Smart dog, and very funny too LOL	Coyotl	Feb 2014	#53
As a self appointed member of the Grammar Police	Dyedinthewoolliberal	Feb 2014	#114
That was good! n/t	Aerows	Feb 2014	#3
Werner Heisenberg was speeding on a country road	MrScorpio	Feb 2014	#4
I like it	ybbor	Feb 2014	#8
I want to be in your class!	Squinch	Feb 2014	#5
Statistics	Aerows	Feb 2014	#6
Funny	ybbor	Feb 2014	#7
Old favorite	Aerows	Feb 2014	#10
Now that I get!	ybbor	Feb 2014	#13
One of my favorites	ybbor	Feb 2014	#14
OMG	Aerows	Feb 2014	#15
Yeah it stinks!	ybbor	Feb 2014	#16
The pencil or the joke?	Auntie Bush	Feb 2014	#72
Back in my day, constipated mathematicians worked it out	Coyotl	Feb 2014	#55
I suppose that'd be preferable to working it out with a computer........	lastlib	Feb 2014	#61
Not if you fork a finger process	seveneyes	Feb 2014	#64
(I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole...!)	lastlib	Feb 2014	#65
Ok resting on my laurels	ybbor	Jan 2015	#116
Not the greatest joke around, but it's about average. n/t	jtuck004	Feb 2014	#91
This is my favorite stats joke	Travis_0004	Feb 2014	#34
I laughed like a maniac at that	TroglodyteScholar	Feb 2014	#41
LMAO	Aerows	Feb 2014	#48
I have this comic on a t-shirt.	DeadLetterOffice	Feb 2014	#76
That's a clever IQ test too!	Coyotl	Feb 2014	#79
I love that one!	LeftishBrit	Feb 2014	#89
My favorite in this thread. I just broke company policy . . .	MrModerate	Feb 2014	#44
You totally got the joke!	Aerows	Feb 2014	#49
Marie and Pierre Curie were walking hand in hand down a Parisian street	MrScorpio	Feb 2014	#11
Oh, Fukushima humor.	ybbor	Feb 2014	#17
Good one for Algebra	Aerows	Feb 2014	#12
Always remember, there are only 10 kinds of people in the world:	Mister Ed	Feb 2014	#24
Now that is really good	ybbor	Feb 2014	#26
Binary--it's easy as 1-10-11 !!	lastlib	Feb 2014	#33
Ooh, good one! n/t	Mister Ed	Feb 2014	#36
Stop it!	ybbor	Feb 2014	#38
Excellent!	Aerows	Feb 2014	#85
There are two kinds of people in the world...	DeadLetterOffice	Feb 2014	#78
There are three kinds of people in the world . . .	tclambert	Feb 2014	#81
There once was a lady named Bright	jazzimov	Feb 2014	#18
Ahh. Physics	ybbor	Feb 2014	#19
Physics:	FSogol	Feb 2014	#21
I like it	ybbor	Feb 2014	#22
OK, LLOL . . .	MrModerate	Feb 2014	#45
lol I did too!	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#97
An Oldie But Goodie...	Laxman	Feb 2014	#63
That REALLY Tickled Me	ProfessorGAC	Feb 2014	#106
A limerick about ME!!	TygrBright	Feb 2014	#51
Higgs Boson walks into a church...	ThoughtCriminal	Feb 2014	#23
I was literally LOL	ybbor	Feb 2014	#27
I think "you wouldn't have Mass"	Aerows	Feb 2014	#50
Heh. +1 n/t	lumberjack_jeff	Feb 2014	#113
,	blkmusclmachine	Feb 2014	#29
They left out...	nikto	Feb 2014	#30
Yes, yes	ybbor	Feb 2014	#31
Ah, the one thing the electron is positive about	Paulie	Feb 2014	#35
Leonard's chicken joke from Big Bang theory:	tclambert	Feb 2014	#37
The sound on my computer is crapped out. Were these the ones?	eridani	Feb 2014	#58
An anomaly occurred? Okay, transcript of Leonard's joke:	tclambert	Feb 2014	#82
In one dorm room, a sign said, "Werner Heisenberg may have slept here."	tclambert	Feb 2014	#39
Was that island Samos?	ybbor	Feb 2014	#42
Woah.	TroglodyteScholar	Feb 2014	#43
That. Is. Awesome.	trotsky	Feb 2014	#71
lol giggling out loud here	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#99
Post this in class...	Spitfire of ATJ	Feb 2014	#40
Heehee	ybbor	Feb 2014	#46
I had a chemistry prof who put a problem on an exam.....	lastlib	Feb 2014	#62
But so you have the answer to the age old question?	TexasProgresive	Feb 2014	#69
Could'a been worse...	Spitfire of ATJ	Feb 2014	#86
Love it	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#100
Could have been Bad	FloridaJudy	Feb 2014	#110
That's Good ybbor.. thank you! nm	Cha	Feb 2014	#47
We have math geeks around here	Aerows	Feb 2014	#52
You guys are just having too much fun!	Hekate	Feb 2014	#56
How about physicist, engineer and mathematician jokes?	eridani	Feb 2014	#59
A quickie:	VWolf	Feb 2014	#66
Glass is full! Half liquid, half air. If it really were half-empty:	tclambert	Feb 2014	#83
Nature abhors a vacuum .... a lot! n/t	VWolf	Feb 2014	#87
Larson	DemoTex	Feb 2014	#92
I love me some The Far Side!	ybbor	Feb 2014	#94
Awesome!	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#101
Had to go there. And my other favorite.	Aerows	Jan 2015	#117
This message was self-deleted by its author	List left	Feb 2014	#67
Past, present, and future walk into a bar.	drokhole	Feb 2014	#68
whole bunch of math jokes here	central scrutinizer	Feb 2014	#70
The OP is a mashup of two jokes	SansACause	Feb 2014	#73
A horse walks into a bar...	clarice	Feb 2014	#74
Girl Walks Into A Bar	Coyotl	Feb 2014	#80
lolol hilarious,	clarice	Feb 2014	#84
Rene Descartes walks into a bar...	KansDem	Feb 2014	#77
Message auto-removed	Name removed	Feb 2014	#88
C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar...	riqster	Feb 2014	#90
Nice one	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#102
Thanks! The scale was originally defined by Pythagorus.	riqster	Feb 2014	#103
Sadly, I took music theory in high school.	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#105
It's amazing where applied mathematics can rear its ugly head, innit?	riqster	Feb 2014	#107
Those two sound good to me!	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#108
I'm in!	riqster	Feb 2014	#109
An MBA, an engineer and a computer programmer	Lefty Thinker	Feb 2014	#93
A molecular biologist went to a livestock auction.	cab67	Feb 2014	#95
George H. W. Bush walks into a bar ........	Coyotl	Feb 2014	#96
Best. Joke. Ever.	riqster	Feb 2014	#104
So many great jokes, I had to bookmark this thread!	TxDemChem	Feb 2014	#98
I even still have a few friends left	FloridaJudy	Feb 2014	#111
I like it a lot.	ybbor	Feb 2014	#112
Engineers and golf	lumberjack_jeff	Feb 2014	#115

1. Wanna hear a math joke?

2. Now that's funny!

9. Leó Szilárd and Edward Teller met up in a bar

20. That is bad.

25. This one is knot funny:

32. Hahahahahahahaha!! that's good!

54. A giraffe walks into a bar. No, seriously, a giraffe walks into a bar.

75. ROFLMAO.

57. Noah is having problems with two venomous snakes

60. BOOOooooo! Hissss!!

28. That took me a second. nt

53. Smart dog, and very funny too LOL

114. As a self appointed member of the Grammar Police

3. That was good! n/t

4. Werner Heisenberg was speeding on a country road

8. I like it

5. I want to be in your class!

6. Statistics

7. Funny

10. Old favorite

13. Now that I get!

14. One of my favorites

15. OMG

16. Yeah it stinks!

72. The pencil or the joke?

55. Back in my day, constipated mathematicians worked it out

61. I suppose that'd be preferable to working it out with a computer........

64. Not if you fork a finger process

65. (I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole...!)

116. Ok resting on my laurels

91. Not the greatest joke around, but it's about average. n/t

34. This is my favorite stats joke

41. I laughed like a maniac at that

48. LMAO

76. I have this comic on a t-shirt.

79. That's a clever IQ test too!

89. I love that one!

44. My favorite in this thread. I just broke company policy . . .

49. You totally got the joke!

11. Marie and Pierre Curie were walking hand in hand down a Parisian street

17. Oh, Fukushima humor.

12. Good one for Algebra

24. Always remember, there are only 10 kinds of people in the world:

26. Now that is really good

33. Binary--it's easy as 1-10-11 !!

36. Ooh, good one! n/t

38. Stop it!

85. Excellent!

78. There are two kinds of people in the world...

81. There are three kinds of people in the world . . .

18. There once was a lady named Bright

19. Ahh. Physics

21. Physics:

22. I like it

45. OK, LLOL . . .

97. lol I did too!

63. An Oldie But Goodie...

106. That REALLY Tickled Me

51. A limerick about ME!!

23. Higgs Boson walks into a church...

27. I was literally LOL

50. I think "you wouldn't have Mass"

113. Heh. +1 n/t

29. ,

30. They left out...

31. Yes, yes

35. Ah, the one thing the electron is positive about

37. Leonard's chicken joke from Big Bang theory:

58. The sound on my computer is crapped out. Were these the ones?

82. An anomaly occurred? Okay, transcript of Leonard's joke:

39. In one dorm room, a sign said, "Werner Heisenberg may have slept here."

42. Was that island Samos?

43. Woah.

71. That. Is. Awesome.

99. lol giggling out loud here

40. Post this in class...

46. Heehee

62. I had a chemistry prof who put a problem on an exam.....

69. But so you have the answer to the age old question?

110. Could have been Bad