Sexual union should be made illegal

[MannyGoldstein]

We don't need it anymore; thanks to scientific advances, we can now reproduce without such animalistic thrashing.

And it causes so much trouble. Courtship is a harrowing experience, filled with buffoonery and emotions. Amazing what people will do to initiate the mating ritual: even flowers and "romantic" evenings.

One phrase I never want to hear again: vive la différence.

Nasty stuff, sex. Let's relegate it to the trash heap of history.

[Scuba]

1. No.

[Coyotl]

8. No more reproducing like rodents?

[Scuba]

10. Nice bong!

[Coyotl]

13. Erotic bottle jars, Moche Andean material culture:

The Ancient Erotic Art
Of
The Larco Museum

http://www.delange.org/Larco_Museum_Lima_Peru_Erotic/Larco_Museum_Lima_Peru_Erotic.htm

Ancient Peruvian cultures represented their daily lives in ceramics, and this gallery holds the world's largest collection of erotic ceramics.

The art displayed here clearly shows the wide variety of sexual practices in Peru, during the 2nd century AD.

The Erotic Gallery of the Larco Museum with the world’s biggest collection of art displaying this fascinating ancient sexual theme, has turned this tourist place into a must see for travelers to South America & Peru.

We can say; "We've never seen anything like this Erotic Gallery."

The Erotic Gallery features two rooms of pre-Columbian art that explicitly shows the many aspects of sexual life of the indigenous cultures that were in Peru.

The Erotic Gallery is so graphic that the museum guards don't allow visitors to enter under the age of 18. ....................

[Scuba]

14. Well thank you Captain Buzzkill.

[NM_Birder]

65. Would you like to hear a story about .....cornbread ?

[Scuba]

68. Yes, actually, I would.

[NM_Birder]

69. how about looking at some ..etchings ?

[Scuba]

70. Be still my beating heart.

[NM_Birder]

72. giggity giggity....giggity goo

[hootinholler]

46. The real rat fuckers come out n/t

[Bonobo]

2. Bodies slapping together is so undignified. nt

[Nevernose]

3. Then clearly

You don't have your harnesses and swings calibrated correctly. Done correctly and precisely,there is no slapping.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

11. Thread win. NT

[In_The_Wind]

29. That's true.

[Coyotl]

4. If you are trying to get more hearts Manny

you need to rethink your strategy

[MannyGoldstein]

9. More than half of all unplanned pregnancies are due to sex

I'm just trying to perform a public service here. I understand that my proposal may be shocking to some, but all great leaps forward are met by initial skepticism.

[Warren DeMontague]

62. Heh heh

you're a funny guy, Manny.

[H2O Man]

5. Yes and no.

I think that we can all agree that sex is evil. Thus, sinful.

Hence, as long as it is restricted to married couples, exclusively for procreation, it may be okay. After all, God made such an evil thing because He loveth us so much. Missionary position, with no foreplay nor talking. (No moans and groans, either.)

Orgasms are only holy when they create sacred organisms. We read that in the Old Testicle's Book of Genocide 9: 11-12.

We do need laws, though.

[Fla_Democrat]

6. Ok, since when are Anti-Union posts allowed?

[MannyGoldstein]

19. Sexual congress might

bring more to my side?

[Common Sense Party]

43. Congress only has an 11% approval rating.

And I think we ALL refer to it as the "F***ing Congress."

[PowerToThePeople]

7. And we can filter the "bad" genes out of the pool this way too. eom

[redqueen]

12. More faux-news style framing.

Sexual objectification != sex.

[sufrommich]

15. Is this from the Rush Limbaugh playbook on

how to neutralize the feminazis?

[Vox Moi]

16. It's Reproduction that's the problem ...

In the era of the vibrator and insemination, 'sex' is becoming hard to define, hard to control.
Let's make reproduction illegal.
First, it will reduce the number of people on welfare and lower unemployment. Wages would go up due to a scarcity of labor, taxes for education and health care will go down. Rents and property will be cheaper. Carbon emissions will be reduced.
The benefits of this policy will become apparent almost immediately and within a few decades there will be a transformation of America to a land of opportunity and plenty for everyone who is left.
When we run short of Americans, we can always import new ones, just like our founding fathers did.

[MannyGoldstein]

23. A modest proposal... but an excellent one

It would meet with Doctor Franklin's approval, to be sure!

[malthaussen]

35. But then what would I use for soup?

Think of the children!

-- Mal

[AgingAmerican]

17. Sometimes the 'anti-sexism' folks are the most sexist of all

Some of these people are living on a planet where they do not know, or understand, or WANT to understand, how sex and sexuality work.

They wish to impose these perplexed, dare I say hateful, views of heterosexual relationships and men on the rest of us. They become angry when we don't share their scoffing interpretation of same. It's kind of sad watching them tie themselves in knots over something so basic.

[Agnosticsherbet]

18. I enjoy wallowing in the trash heap of history.

Leave me out of this bleak future.

[Lancero]

20. Have a bad Valentines Day?

[Politicalboi]

21. With new technology,

Women don't need men to procreate. Shall we keep going?

[MannyGoldstein]

22. Even better. nt

[Beringia]

24. Lame Deer laying

The wind winds by with the scent of horsemint
A clang of metal hoof sending sparks
Looking around to see
An Elk dreamer
The flute song echos off the clouds
Drawing closer and closer
The does are restless and charmed





Roberto Carlos, Romantico

[LittleBlue]

25. Nasty, filthy sexuality or celibacy. Tough choice

There must be an acceptable third way, right Manny?

[shenmue]

26. I have cooties

So there.

[xchrom]

27. Mother says 'No'. and she's giving you Side Eye...

[In_The_Wind]

28. Well. Looks like I'm going to become a lawbreaker.

And no, I'm not interested in becoming pregnant.

[MannyGoldstein]

30. OK, let me know if you need any help with that.

I mean like counseling. To stop you. And stuff.

[In_The_Wind]

31. I'll be sure to send you a PM if I do.

However, going for counseling in the past only made things ... err better.

[LadyHawkAZ]

32. 'We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.'

"The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Party. There will be no love, except the love of Big Brother. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed.”

~ George Orwell, 1984

[denem]

39. But, but you missed the best bit,

one more paragraph down:

Goldstein and his heresies will live for ever. Every day, at every moment, they will be defeated, discredited, ridiculed, spat upon and yet they will always survive.

[LondonReign2]

48. Sounds like the GOP Platform n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

58. Damn, ya beat me to it.

So to speak.





Funny, I remember someone here linking to a blogger who argued in those full-faced earnest overly serious harumph blogger tones, that the totalitarian government in 1984 were the GOOD guys.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

33. ...sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. - Butch Hancock

[malthaussen]

34. Sam Johnson agrees!

"The position is ridiculous, the expense damnable, and the pleasure, fleeting."

-- Mal

[el_bryanto]

36. I do think we should create sex robots so we can remember the horror

in each city we can have the museum of sex; yes people won't really want to visit a museum where anatomically correct robots have sex constantly, but it will provide our future selves remembrance of the horror.

Brant

[GoneOffShore]

37. How Swiftian of you.

[RobertEarl]

38. So last night I dreamed.....

I was riding in a car with a woman. She was driving. Suddenly she reached over and put her hand between my legs, looked at me, smiled then asked if it was ok.

Should I have had her arrested for assault?

[Vox Moi]

40. No! It was your dream, not hers. You are guilty on several counts.

One a violation of Sexcrime Ordinance #131: male fantasy projection.
It is illegal to for a male to even dream that a woman might be sexually aggressive and enjoying it. She must have been drunk, which is your fault, by the way.
A second violation: if you were not horrified and objectified that your dream girl was leading you to ruination, that is a violation as well: Sexcrime Ordinance #222: Using the uncontrollable sexual urges of women as a cover for your own salacious desires.

Men Beware: It is a lot easier to get tangled up in Sexcrime than it is to find a girlfriend.

[RobertEarl]

41. I knew it

I am so dirty. Just plain filth. Where can I possibly go to turn myself in so I can do penance? The words on DU just are not enough anymore. In fact, I think these women complaining about women and their bodies is what made me dream of women and their bodies. Ooops, there I go, blaming women again. See, it's just a vicious circle.

I need to be spanked. Hard. I need to be imprisoned under a strict mysterious mistress who would help me cleanse my mind of these beautiful butts. Like I say, DU just isn't doing it for me.

Maybe a big overdose of real life beautiful butts would help?!?!?!

[RobertEarl]

61. You are joking right?

That is a slanderous accusation you have made.

You should delete it and apologize.

[Demo_Chris]

64. Actually, yes, I was joking. Sad that even something that ludicrous might be taken seriously. nt

[MisterP]

42. ditto trees

"At present, I allow, we must have forests, for the atmosphere. Presently we find a chemical substitute. And then, why any natural trees? I foresee nothing but the art tree all over the earth. In fact, we clean the planet."

[rrneck]

44. But but but...

[hootinholler]

45. Damn it all to hell Manny

You had my hopes up there was a union. I was thinking about joining.

[fadedrose]

47. More business for lawyers

and there's enough people in jail already......

Shouldn't marriage or deportation be the penalty?

[Sheldon Cooper]

50. Why don't you go first?

Then the rest of us can decide how well it worked.

[snooper2]

51. I know Alaska is big, but there isn't THAT much room for everybody!

[Boom Sound 416]

52. I loved Brave New World too,

But yeesh

[Lady Freedom Returns]

54. Brave New World?????

Sounds more like Demolition Man!

[JVS]

63. There was lots of sexual union in that book.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

53. ...

[Warren Stupidity]

55. In summary: Fuck Off.

[1000words]

57. Or maybe, Fuck Ewwwww?

[treestar]

56. No it should not.

Dumb post.

[Shivering Jemmy]

59. Hopefully it just dies out on its own

[bpj62]

60. Quote from a movie

Somebody must have just watched Demolition Man because that is the speech that Sandra Bullock gives to Sylvester Stallone. She tells him that reproduction is done in the lab because of various STD that occurred in the late 20th early 21st century.

[NM_Birder]

66. you sure matched his meat.

[gollygee]

67. Wow, you are king of the strawman

[bettyellen]

74. Unless this is making fun of the MRAish idea than feminism is not sex positive, it's not satire.

You'd have to be really damaged or a scared little kid to buy into the premise that appears to be laid out here- or be hung up on that crazy lady who shot Warhol, LOL. Time to step away from the microphone.

[arely staircase]

71. it would eventually end all wars nt

[geardaddy]

73. And those damn scabs!

Oh wait, THAT kind of union.

[Warren DeMontague]

75. ***

[geardaddy]

76. ...

[Scootaloo]

77. Don't hold back; tell us how you really feel

[Rex]

78. A day late and a dollar short.

Already been done, check out your future!

[JustAnotherGen]

79. Interesting

[Waiting For Everyman]

80. Since it's apparently such a big bummer being halfway human to people,

your idea is probably a good one.

I read that Valentine's Day is just crass materialism to boycott, and it's fine to shove uncalled for asses in our faces, so why not just chuck the whole thing after all? I mean if people no longer want to make the effort to relate to each other, then it's nothing but phony to hold on to only the physical aspect of it.

People are really only in love with themselves today anyway, a mirror should suffice even better than another human.