Submitted without comment:

[FSogol]

From Wiley's Non Sequitur:

[Scuba]

1. I love DU.

[yuiyoshida]

33. And DU loves you too...Scuba..

At least I hope it loves all of us!

[Scuba]

34. Some. Clearly not all.

[yuiyoshida]

35. Well...

Some love dogs...some love cats... Some Like both... some not at all! (Sounds like a poorly written Dr. Seuss Sentence!)

[hobbit709]

2. Perfect!

[rocktivity]

18. Perfect? Who died and told you

that you were perfect?


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[chrisa]

3. What's that supposed to mean?

Kidding.

[FSogol]

4. LOL. n/t

[11 Bravo]

5. Perfect! (And no comment was needed.)

[rocktivity]

17. Here's another one who thinks he or she is perfect!

What is that supposed to mean -- That the rest of us are IMPERFECT???


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[DetlefK]

6. Oh, now you are bashing DUers, ha?

[FSogol]

7. You! As in "you" people!

[DetlefK]

9. Oh, NOW you are trying to go all gender-neutral!

[Happyhippychick]

8. As a group therapist

I should tell you how I deal with this!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

27. For FREE?

[Happyhippychick]

29. Just for you!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

30. I already KNOW how to handle it...

[Happyhippychick]

31. Tell me, maybe I'll use it in my next session.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

32. I just did. You enjoy the show.

[Happyhippychick]

36. Oh, hence the popcorn.

I'm slow.

My method: try to assume the best intentions. It will give YOU (not you in this case but hey you asked) a happier life. If you choose to get angry, yiu won't have a happier life. If you assign the best intentions it helps with the "not getting angry" part.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

37. What if throttling the other person is what makes you happy?

[Happyhippychick]

38. Felony assaults are heavily discouraged in my group therapy sessions.

But there ain't no such thing as the thought police!

[L0oniX]

10. Apparently Wiley hangs out here.

[JackInGreen]

11. I take umbradge at that!

with a shot of whiskey for a chaser

[raven mad]

25. My umbrage is better than your umbrage!

I'm taking mine with Permafrost (vodka).................

[zeemike]

12. K&R...nothing needs to be said.

[Richardo]

13. ...

[wyldwolf]

14. Hey! I resemble that remark!

[packman]

15. QUICK -

Repost the SI cover!!!!!!

[rocktivity]

16. DU's official theme song

and unofficial mascot:

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P.S. Submitted without comment? I suppose you think you're too good to condescend to speak to the rest of us!!!

[alphafemale]

19. IBTL

[rocktivity]

21. What's with the secret code? You got something against speaking English?

And look at that DU name! Are we supposed to wave palm branches and yell "Hosanna!" when you're around? Or would simply genuflecting be enough?


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[dhill926]

20. K & R....

without comment….

[Pretzel_Warrior]

22. Nice!! New title for GD

Group Therapy for the Easily Offended.

[CFLDem]

23. Rabble rabble rabble!

I love South Park 😍

[LadyHawkAZ]

39. ...

[ctsnowman]

24. K & R

[raven mad]

26. Great "no comment" FSogol -

you should run for office. However, first you'd have to learn doublespeak and obfuscation!

[rug]

28. All we have to do now is photoshop names on the cartoon.

[pacalo]

41. :light bulb comes on:

Not one of them begins with "So, you're saying..." That would have to be changed as well.

[bvar22]

40. As The Rockman told Oblio,

"You see what you want to see,
and you hear what you want to hear."

[pacalo]

42. Keeper!

[frwrfpos]

43. thats funny..recommend

great cartoon!

[Jetboy]

44. Sadly it is the ruin of this site IMO.

I like puppies!

lecture about puppy mills and euthanasia at shelters... aimed at an animal rescuer!

Posters on this site troll for ways to be offended. It's like an art to some of them.

[Enthusiast]

45. K&R! I love this.

[Mugu]

46.

[beemer27]

47. Thumbs Up !!

This one catches the spirit of some of the posters here perfectly. The creators of this strip must have just left DU when the inspiration for this strip hit them. Don't forget tho, some of the most easily offended have given us some of the most interesting and entertaining threads.
They aren't doing it on purpose, but the end result is still the same.

[leeroysphitz]

48. Alerting.