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itsrobert

(14,157 posts)
Sun Mar 2, 2014, 12:52 AM Mar 2014

Christopher J. Christie will you please go now!

"Christopher J. Christie will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don't care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Christopher J. Christie will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don't care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Christopher J. Christie
I don't care how.
Christopher J. Christie
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion's tale.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Christopher J. Christie
Don't you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Christopher J.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just get!
Christopher J. Christie!
I don't care how.
Christopher J. Christie
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
GO
And
GO
I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . .
Christopher WENT."
By bridge.


Happy Birthday Theodor Seuss Geisel aka Dr Seuss 110 years ago born March 2, 1904

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Christopher J. Christie will you please go now! (Original Post) itsrobert Mar 2014 OP
Hear, hear! n/t pnwmom Mar 2014 #1
That's very un-bipartisan of you! Can't we look forward? blkmusclmachine Mar 2014 #2
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