Say what you want about G.W. Bush, but he wouldn't have stood for Russian aggression in the Ukraine

[wyldwolf]

He'd have invaded New Zealand by now.

[sakabatou]

1. ...

[L0oniX]

2. George W Bush: "We are all Uraniums".

[Jefferson23]

3. lol

[wyldwolf]

4. awesome.

[Lucky Luciano]

10. So, how does it feel to win the internet today? bt

[Cheese4TheRat]

15. Perfect!

[calimary]

75. Welcome to DU, Cheese4TheRat!

Great to have you join us! There is quite a bit of inspiring humor here! And indignation. And everything in between! Threads like this are what we live for!

[Cheese4TheRat]

77. Thanks! And I have seen much wit humor here.

[Whisp]

16. LOL!!!

pwah hahahaha.

[Flatulo]

20. Excellent!

[JNelson6563]

30. Brilliant.

[magical thyme]

31. was chuckling til I read this.

[L0oniX]

34. Hope you didn't spew on your keyboard.

[magical thyme]

36. left out the obligatory...

YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!!!

[Captain Stern]

42. Nice. nt

[rhett o rick]

43. Very good. nm

[fishwax]

44. .

[Enthusiast]

55. Pfft!

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[TheKentuckian]

58. Fucking awesome!

[idendoit]

69. Put some food on this one's children.

And show him the door.

[MADem]

71. Ah've ordered the White House chef to prepare summa that chicken KEEE-yev in-ya know, solidarity! nt

[calimary]

72. DUzy!!!

GREAT! A Brazillion Uraniums for sure!

[sabrina 1]

79. Lol, that is a good one! n/t

[nolkyz]

80. "Amd I am Uranus"

Apropos, considering all the shit that came out of him!

[lovemydog]

83. best post ever

[Fantastic Anarchist]

93. Well, you've just gone "Nukular!" n/t

[aggiesal]

94. Don't you mean Uranus's? . . .

Because we know how big a Uranus GW McIdiot is.

[Adrahil]

5. Now THAT'S funny! NT

[Xipe Totec]

6. Brilliant! nt

[Uben]

7. You know good and well thats not true

....not enough oil there, probably hit Canada.

[griloco]

25. or maybe Alaska.

[freshwest]

41. You win the thread! n/t

[calimary]

74. Welcome to DU, griloco!

Good to have you with us! And the receipts from the Ukraine's resources would pay for it all! Wouldn't cost the taxpayers a nickel! Just ask the all-knowing chickenhawk paul wolfowitz!

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

85. I think Uruguay

After all, it also starts with a "U". They he can blame the confusion on the CIA.

[on point]

8. Meaning he would have started another incredibly stupid and disastrous war???

[leftyohiolib]

14. yea he go invade costa rica or some other country tha t had nothing to do with anything

[JJChambers]

17. Smh (nt)

[loudsue]

9. Hahaha! Right on the mark!

[wisteria]

11. LOL.

[BarbaRosa]

12. Right after he handed out trillion dollar no bid contracts

to his buddies.

[Leith]

13. Funny

But the sad part is that the US would have attacked Iran, not New Zealand.

[Blanks]

47. We'd have attacked both. Just to be safe. eom

[Nevernose]

18. "Invading Iraq because of 9/11 would be like

...invading Mexico because we're pissed at Castro." I think it was Bill Maher who said that.

[Ned Fenwick]

19. Yeah, it wouldn't cost much, as Iraq & Afghanistan have shown

and we've got plenty of money (for defense industries & their rock-ribbed conservative execs, not for the actual people having to do the getting shot at and shot up, etc.)

[Jack Rabbit]

23. Welcome to DU, Ned

If we don't have enough money, we'll just print some more. If that's too much trouble, the Fed can just wire it into the Treasury without printing it.

[Aerows]

48. "It'll pay for itself" n/t

[calimary]

73. Welcome to DU, Ned Fenwick!

Glad you're here! Yeah, those annoying "fungibles". "Liquid assets." They're a dime a dozen dontchaknow.

[Jack Rabbit]

21. Nah, New Zealand would put up too much of a fight

But if they have enough oil, then we can start by saying they have a nuclear capability that must be pre-empted before they develop hostile attitudes toward US interests.

[SmittynMo]

22. By now, it would have been "Mission Accomplished" n/t

[Sunlei]

24. lol!! The send yourself a tweet trick!

good post!

[ffr]

26. If only W could find NZ on a map.

Now where is that?

[Rosa Luxemburg]

76. This photo is priceless - it sums up Bush's presidency

[Android3.14]

27. The sad thing is that it is funny

bump

[Lint Head]

28. GWB quote, "Me a Crainian too jes like U."

[LoisB]

29. So true, so true.

[santamargarita]

33. That stupid goddamn criminal couldn't find Ukraine on a map!

And if you really want to test his ignorance, have him try and spell it. Or he would bomb Canada.

[Drew Richards]

38. I have to firmly disagree...Bush would stop and ask why we are attacking a planet...

[santamargarita]

39. Your right: he would ask "why we are attacking a planet..."

[Scootaloo]

51. Bush would NEVER stop to ask why we're attacking something

[spanone]

35. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAaa........

[riqster]

37. DUzy!

[rgbecker]

40. They'll greet us with cheers and flowers!

We'll find those WMDs and show those damn New Zealots.

[L0oniX]

95. ...and 100's of Valeria Lukyanova look alikes.

[LiberalEsto]

45. But...but... didn't he gaze into Vlad's eyes and see his soul?

How could Dumbya possibly fight against someone with such ... soulful eyes?

[Aerows]

46. "I hope

our children is learning from this!"

[Hissyspit]

49. Or one of these countries:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4587224

[CK_John]

50. What would have been done is just mental masturbation.....

[TrollBuster9090]

52. "We Cannot Allow The Smoking Gun to Come In The Form of a Kiwi Sheep"

[Enthusiast]

53. Funny!

[japple]

54. GWB wouldn't have raised a finger, but his veep would have.

HALLIBURTON CONTRACTS FOR ALL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[L0oniX]

60. Too busy playing with his goat while in his underwear in a dimly lit private bedroom.

[KG]

56. Bush Condemns Russia; Calls for Cease-Fire

[brush]

57. Even W wasn't dumb enough to get us into a third war. nt

[TheKentuckian]

59. The kiwi agreshuns will not stand!

[8 track mind]

61. I'm a decider! I'm a uni-fi-caterer, not one of them divider uppers! Now watch this drive! n/t

[Hekate]

62. LOL I needed that!

Judging from the number of Recs, so do a lot of us.

[DallasNE]

63. 9/11 9/11 9/11

So how well did GWB stand up to the 8/6/01 warning bin Laden determined to strike inside the US. Oh, he continued to clear brush at his Texas ranch then read "my pet goat" before invading Iraq. My only quibble is that Bush may not be able to locate New Zealand on a map.

[Chathamization]

64. We need to dig up the picture of him hanging out at the Olympics while Georgia was being invaded.N/T

[Veracious]

65. So True

Not Funny...

[Stellar]

66. Too funny!

[The Wizard]

67. There's a large number of innocent

victims of that serial killer.

[joesdaughter]

68. Many thanks

The post was great and the thread made my night. : )

[Blue Owl]

70. Time to spread a little freedom

[DesertDiamond]

78. ROFL!

[napkinz]

81. remember this ...

[lovemydog]

82. The New Zealians

would welcome us with flowers and dancing.

[Recursion]

84. I dunno. He did fuck-all about Russian aggression in Georgia... (nt)

[weissmam]

86. so what are the options assuming that WAR is not one of them

[liberal N proud]

87. Sounds accurate

[Fearless]

88. It's not the Ukraine it's just Ukraine.

The Ukraine is the terminology used when it was a Soviet satellite.

[OldBoss]

89. As much fun as it is ...

to poke fun at GWB, I continue to have a hard time looking at pictures of him, even briefly. I had such venomous contempt for that man, looking at his pics even here is like looking at the Towers collapsing pics, I get nauseous and angry.

[L0oniX]

90. Maybe this will help...

[FailureToCommunicate]

96. I know what you mean! (And welcome to DU, by the way)

[judesedit]

91. An excuse to invade...anywhere he can steal something. Busheney couldn't care less who died for it

[Arugula Latte]

92. Well, he would be justified. I mean, what is up with hairy fruit that's green on the inside?

[sellitman]

97. Only if they had oil.