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What if the National Security Agency had its own advice columnist? What would the eavesdroppers ask about?
You dont need to guess. An NSA official, writing under the pen name Zelda, has actually served at the agency as a Dear Abby for spies. Her Ask Zelda! columns, distributed on the agencys intranet and accessible only to those with the proper security clearance, are among the documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden. The columns are often amusing topics include co-workers falling asleep on the job, sodas being stolen from shared fridges, supervisors not responding to emails, and office-mates who smell bad. But one of the most intriguing involves a letter from an NSA staffer who complains that his (or her) boss is spying on employees.
In the letter, which Zelda published in a column on September 9, 2011, the employee calls himself Silenced in SID referring to the Signals Intelligence Directorate, the heart of the NSAs surveillance operations. Zeldas column, headlined Watching Every Word in Snitch City, offers an ironic insight into a spy agency where the spies apparently resent being spied upon.
Dear Zelda, the letter of complaint begins:
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https://firstlook.org/theintercept/article/2014/03/07/nsa-advice-columnist-seriously/
I see some huge psychological problems going on after reading the letters and answers.....ITS NOT SATIRE.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)I never saw any of my co-workers drape a shield around themselves while working at a terminal, might be interesting to hear Zelda's advice for seeing something like this happening.
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)and consider everyone a snitch like the people at the NSA?
You can't even say what you did on the weekend without repercussions.
I really doubt your..'any office' scenario.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)Dear Zelda,
Here I am, cooped up in a chilly attic, alone, wearing clammy headphones and listening to the theater couple in apartment 3G. Ive been doing this every night for two weeks now, nothing but a thermos of bad coffee with me, while my subjects are living a wonderful life, having parties, making love, playing the piano. I sit here, envious, bored, getting back pains from this chair. Sometimes I cry, listening to these others. What can I do?
Sincerely,
Winston Smith
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Dear Winston,
Why, this is shocking. Youd think we were the Stasi or something. You should inform your controller about Operation Constant Nightlight, which s/he obviously hasnt been briefed on. The operatives on live surveillance are in comfy cubicles at Ft. Meade, plenty of hot coffee and donuts, a yoga room right down the hall, and theyre more productive: each one can eavesdrop on 20 such couples.
Time for your controller to join the 21st Century. A good man like yourself deserves better working conditions.
Zelda
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Fridge, co-workers working sleeping and some who feel they do all the work. We may not have had Zelda but would have been interesting.
reformist2
(9,841 posts)Zorra
(27,670 posts)You have problem, you come see me. You DU, I make you special deal.
struggle4progress
(118,280 posts)woo me with science
(32,139 posts)If you'd written a dystopian novel, nobody would have believed this level of sickness...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023664169
idendoit
(505 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)he chooses a half-serious/half-humor internal agency advice column?
Just wait until he finds out about that match-fixing scandal at the intramural ultimate Frisbee tournament...