Ann Coulter: “Tell poor people, ‘keep your knees together before you’re married’”

[DonViejo]

“We’ve got to…make it clear that if you pass amnesty…you’re going on to the death squad," Coulter tells CPAC

JOSH EIDELSON

Conservatives should “make it clear” to Republicans that if they “pass amnesty,” they’re “going on to the death squad with the people who wrecked America,” provocateur/ columnist Ann Coulter told CPAC Saturday.

That comment, which drew laughter and applause, came at the end of a debate with Daily Caller columnist Mickey Kaus, held as “a tribute to ‘Firing Line,’” William F. Buckley’s three-decade TV show. It featured swipes from Coulter at “yuppies” (“in L.A., they have gardeners even when they don’t have gardens”); undocumented immigrants (“people who crossing the border illegally in the back of trucks marked, you know, ‘pico de gallo,’ hiding in barrels, running from the border guard – it’s not like they didn’t know what they were doing was wrong”); Marco Rubio (“all my life I’ve heard “Republicans hate black people – I’ve never seen any evidence of it until I read Marco Rubio’s amnesty bill”); and the poor (“it’s a cruel and Selfish thing…for the upper classes…to refuse to tell poor people ‘keep your knees together before you’re married – that would solve so many of life’s problems.’”)

Kaus, designated as the debate’s liberal, frequently agreed with Coulter, but drew his greatest applause when he said that his side would lose the 2014 elections.

Coulter was among Mitt Romney’s most enthusiastic high-profile right-wing supporters in the 2012 campaign. That year Coulter told Sean Hannity that she had told Romney at a fundraiser “you owe me and you better be as right-wing a president as I’m telling everybody you’re going to be,” and that Romney “acknowledged the point and said something to the effect, ‘Don’t worry.’”

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http://www.salon.com/2014/03/08/ann_coulter_tell_poor_people_%E2%80%98keep_your_knees_together_before_you%E2%80%99re_married/

[Deep13]

1. And then what?

They don't stop being poor because they get married.

[HockeyMom]

54. The solution to poverty is a wedding ring!!!!!

Didnt W say that? Get married and you won't be poor. Just shows how stupid, and isolated, these people are.

[CJCRANE]

2. "The upper classes"...where is she, Downton Abbey?!

I hear an aristocratic British acent when I see those words.

"t’s a cruel and Selfish thing…for the upper classes…to refuse to tell poor people ‘keep your knees together before you’re married – that would solve so many of life’s problems."

[Contrary1]

16. Not Downton Abbey...even Lady Edith failed to keep her knees locked. n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

22. And Lady Mary

remember the first season carting of the dead man out of her bedroom???

[JJChambers]

3. One of my favorite sexual positions involves the knees being together

Perhaps Coulter should get laid and smoke a doobie. She needs to chill out.

[L0oniX]

7. She's just desperate to get attention. What do they call that? ADD?

[undeterred]

4. She should keep her lips together all the time.

Use tape if it helps. Or stitches.

[Thinkingabout]

28. K & R

My exact thoughts, her diarrhea over runneth.

[treestar]

5. She thinks America is wrecked

simply because you can have children out of wedlock without a lot of crap for it now?

Or because of newer immigrants? Yeah I'm sure they are thinking, in the back of the truck, about how they are "wronging" some white middle class idiots like Annthrax.

[Vogon_Glory]

41. IMO, Cousin Annie's Bigotry Is A Legacy

IMO, Cousin Annie's anti-Hispanic bigotry is a legacy from her father, who spent a large part of his career fighting unions in southern Arizona and southern New Mexico (a lot of those workers were Hispanics, don't ya know). Cousin Annie probably thinks that her Hispanic-bashing is carrying on the family tradition.

She didn't get that tradition from MY side of the family.

[treestar]

46. Is she really your cousin?

As it is said, you can't pick your relatives.

[Vogon_Glory]

55. Yup. I'm Afraid So.

Common 18th century ancestors. The connection is a bit tenuous at this point, but it is there.

On the off-chance that Cousin Annie or some of her partisans finds this post, she needs only ponder the number of Boosh cousins who stepped forward in 2000 and 2004 to advocate voting for somebody else.

You can't pick your blood-kin, but you CAN pick your friends.

[L0oniX]

6. When it comes to Ann ...everyone should keep their knees together.

[longship]

8. "Coulter has been engaged several times, but never married."

(From her Wiki page)

So she's celibate?

Right!

Bullshista!

[seattledo]

48. No offense, but I think you're wrong.

If you were right, she wouldn't be so ununderstanding.

[longship]

50. That's what Wiki says.

My interpretation, given her CPAC talk, is that she's celibate. So, maybe somebody ought to ask her about that.

One could only hope.

[BainsBane]

9. One thing we can all be grateful for

That woman has not passed on her genes to the next generation.

[radicalliberal]

12. I hate to tell you this, but she already has.

Here's a picture of the adorable baby boy!


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[BainsBane]

15. Is that baby Hitler?

[radicalliberal]

20. Yes, indeed. That is a picture of Hitler when he was a baby.

I was trying to make a funny. I guess that one went over like a lead balloon, but it was worth a try.

[BainsBane]

21. I got what you were going for

but it would have helped to draw in a little baby Hitler mustache.

[CTyankee]

40. No, I liked it! I thought it looked pretty "old."

[anneboleyn]

51. "Baby Hitler" sounds like an internet meme doesn't it. And Coulter is a rude ass.

[jmowreader]

10. We can't send the people who wrecked America to the death squad

There are absolutely no records of everyone who voted for Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush.

[Le Taz Hot]

11. So . . .

in that she's never been married, she's a virgin, right? Uh-huh.

[tularetom]

17. No, that only applies to "poor people"

The "upper classes" can put their knees wherever the hell they please.

[bigwillq]

13. She is vile (nt)

[steve2470]

18. Coulter only exists to provoke the left

She has absolutely nothing of substance to say on policy. NONE. If she's ever said anything of major substance on policy, I'd like a link, thanks.

[Cali_Democrat]

19. She is nothing more than a professional troll. nt

[butterfly77]

23. Why should they...

and let that slut have all of the fun?

[whathehell]

26. So they can afford to take care of their own children..

I believe that was her point, offensively put, as usual.

[Gormy Cuss]

24. Tell Ann Coulter "Keep your hands held tightly across your mouth"

That would just make the world a better place for the rest of us.

[Captain Stern]

25. I liked this part..

... she had told Romney at a fundraiser “you owe me and you better be as right-wing a president as I’m telling everybody you’re going to be,” and that Romney “acknowledged the point and said something to the effect, ‘Don’t worry.’”

Looks like Romney was right....there was no need for Ann to worry about what kind of President he would be.

[Captain Stern]

27. I almost feel bad for Ann

Her whole schtick used to be saying outrageous stuff that right-wing politicians were actually smart enough not to say. Now, her well is dry because there's nothing stupid enough for a teabagger not to say. No matter what she comes up with....some dumbass has probably already said it on camera.

[Tom Ripley]

57. +1000

[sad-cafe]

29. that arguement infuraites me

as if women were at fault

[Tuesday Afternoon]

37. ^this^

[deutsey]

30. There are few people I wish would just die

but she's definitely one of them. Limbaugh's another one.

I'm not proud of feeling that way, either. But there it is.

[anneboleyn]

49. This post literally made me snort water all over my IPad.

[3catwoman3]

56. We could add...

Antonin Scalia to that list. As out of shape as he looks, his heart attack must be overdue.

[3catwoman3]

31. Too bad Ann's mother didn't keep...

...her knees closed.

The thread I read just before this one was about unneutered dogs at a dog park, and the resulting unintended pregnancy of the female dog. Not being a dog person, it always takes me a moment to remember that female dogs are called bitches. The word was used often enough in that thread that it was excellent peparation for reading this one about Coulter.

[shenmue]

36. Same here

I hate to use that word, but she's mean.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

32. And what about after marriage?

You know family planning? Use of Birth Control while married?

[shenmue]

33. She is evil

I bet she's an android. No emotion.

[Brigid]

34. Does she realize that this would be counterproductive?

If the poor stopped having kids, soon there would be no one to serve the "upper classes" -- and no one to fight like starving rats over those minimum-wage shitjobs.

There is historical precedent for this. The plague broke the feudal system in England. It caused a labor shortage so bad that there are stories of erstwhile lords and ladies working their land themselves because there were not enough workers to be had, and surviving serfs could not be stopped from going elsewhere in search of better wages.

[Archae]

35. She's a cocaine addict.

I knew a couple years back, who did a lot of blow, they acted like Coulter.

[Elwood P Dowd]

43. That ugly bag of bones has been snorting and spreading her legs for decades. Ask David Brock

about their times together at The American Spectator.

Just another typical "family values" repuke who gets rich telling one liners and lies to the hate filled brainwashed right wingers. They lap it up with the gusto she lapped up semen 20 years ago.

[SummerSnow]

44. Oh so that explains her ugly mug

[Octafish]

38. Ann C with Ronald McD...

...in old Ann Arbor.



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[Gidney N Cloyd]

39. Does that work by itself without the aspirin? I'm confused...

[Cirque du So-What]

42. Not that I would know first-hand, but I've heard rumors...

that when AnnThrax opens her legs, the furnace kicks on.

[SummerSnow]

45. Look at this womans ugly legs..

now she should keep them closed

[Peregrine Took]

47. She was cackling like an old hen up there coming out squarely on behalf of shaming.

Poor people, unwed moms and immigrants need to be shamed by their betters so they act right!

[lostincalifornia]

52. tell coulter to keep her mouth closed, and crawl back in the hole where she came from

[MannyGoldstein]

53. Well, Coulter must have been rich in college

She was my classmate.

'nuff said.

[otohara]

58. So Glad No Ann Coulter Offspring

are running around.
She's older than I thought - which is awesome!