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Hollywood blockbuster Noah is to be edited before release after Christian groups insisted that the made up story about Noahs ark was different to their made up story about Noahs ark.
With the Noah movie due for release later this month, Christian groups petitioned for changes to be made to ensure that all the made up bits are consistent with their favourite made up bits.
Christian Simon Williams told us, We are insistent that made up depictions of things that never happened are inline with the fictional versions we think are important.
You cant just go around making up things about things that were made up. Its essential that the made up bits we read about in our book are the same as the made up bits we see on the big screen.
http://newsthump.com/2014/03/11/noah-movie-too-different-to-our-made-up-noah-story-claim-christian-groups/
malaise
(268,687 posts)Yah think?
Berlum
(7,044 posts)The TaliBornAgains don't want anyone to know...
malaise
(268,687 posts)Yah think?
ellenfl
(8,660 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)You know, the Babylonian version that the ancient Hebrews filed off the serial numbers and then claimed as their own.
WolverineDG
(22,298 posts)intermarrying with each other, the story most likely WAS their own.
Blus4u
(608 posts)of the Onion too, huh!
Peace
xchrom
(108,903 posts)DetlefK
(16,423 posts)"You really gonna wear that?"
"We don't really talk anymore."
"Is she prettier than me?"
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I am Sooooo going to pitch that.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)It would balloon the harem exponentially.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)When he's arrested and his disciples desert him, the Gospel writer provides this odd detail:
51 A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, 52 he fled naked, leaving his garment behind.
mountain grammy
(26,598 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)http://www.private-eye.co.uk/ .............which started 25 October 1961 !
mountain grammy
(26,598 posts)rrneck
(17,671 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)PatSeg
(47,259 posts)to make a movie about Noah in the first place? A cartoon maybe, but a full length feature film? Crazy.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)Requiem For a Dream, Pi, Black Swan.....
PatSeg
(47,259 posts)That makes the story of Noah even an odder choice. Maybe he saw something in that story I didn't. I always found it boring and silly.
LisaLynne
(14,554 posts)is that maybe one could do something with the pre-Flood angst. Everybody thinking you were crazy while you know everybody is going to die. Sort of a Cassandra thing.
PatSeg
(47,259 posts)Being they've edited the movie to placate the Christians, we may never see exactly what the director had in mind. Meanwhile, the movie is getting its fair share of free publicity.
Bjorn Against
(12,041 posts)The movie is pretty much exactly as Aronofsky envisioned it with the exception of the disclaimer that was edited in at the beginning of the film. The studio tried to edit his film in different ways by shifting scenes around and Aronofsky raised hell about it, Aronofsky won the battle for the most part and it is his original cut that will be shown in theaters although it will have the disclaimer attached.
Aronofsky is quite upset about having the disclaimer and I don't blame him, it is stupid to have to tell people that a fictional movie is not based on historical events. Aronofsky is not a religious man, he describes himself as Godless which I am sure is a big part of the reason the fundies are up in arms about this movie, but it is also the reason that I as an atheist will be buying a ticket to the movie because I know I will not be preached to.
PatSeg
(47,259 posts)If the fundies don't like the way the movie was made, they don't have to go see it. I find the disclaimer rather amusing though.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)which reads "The film is inspired by the story of Noah. While artistic license has been taken, we believe that this film is true to the essence, values, and integrity of a story that is a cornerstone of faith for millions of people worldwide. The biblical story of Noah can be found in the book of Genesis.
The actual film has not been altered, that addition is an edit and plenty offensive in and of itself, but that's the entire edit as it stands.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Babylonian tablet shows how Noah's ark could have been constructed http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/jan/24/babylonian-tablet-noah-ark-constructed-british-museum
And its a good an excuse any to post :
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)that religion should be categorized as a mental illness
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)Somehow, making fun of Jews just isn't that funny, is it.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Epic of Gilgamesh for example.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)What's your point? That the Bible shouldn't be taken literally like a history book?
File that one under "No Doubt".
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)People take liberties with Bible Stories. Big fucking deal.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)People don't actually respond what the poster says, but what they THINK the poster said.
I don't have a problem with Bible stories being "fictionalized." They're fictionalized already. But that doesn't make them less true.
Shakespeare wrote fiction, but he wrote some of the truest stories ever told.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)That's.... beautiful, man.
Yeah, I suppose you can't get less true once you're already not true.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)I see how it works now, you (wrongly) ridicule me for believing that Bible stories are literally true. And when I say that I don't believe they are literally true, you ridicule me for that.
"I do desire that we may be better strangers." (Shakespeare)
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Anyway, there was a guy who understood that brevity is the source of wisdom, as well as wit. (cough. Bible guys, I'm talking to you)
As for the Bible... look, man, it's not Shakespeare. (Who also has had his stuff radically re-interpreted by Hollywood) While it certainly contains some interesting material, it reads like something written by a committee, some of whom have a real tenuous grasp on continuity and linear narrative.
I am glad you understand the the stories in there are not literally true, I also think with many of them the vaunted "timeless moral message" is a bit overrated, as well. To wit, one can find "Biblical" justification for just about any heinous behavior, from infanticide to slavery, if one looks in the right place. So if there's some unassailable bright moral core to all these stories, I fully admit I don't grok most of them.
And Noah-- nope, not really seeing it there, either. The point being that JHVH is like an erratic, abusive parent who goes overboard (excuse the pun) but then swears not to do it again?
I think whatever it is that story is supposed to represent to the Sunday School set, will survive Hollywood and Russell Crowe.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)and some of it may have been some of the truest stories ever told...
But...
it doesn't take an extreme contortion of reality to imagine they're true.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)unblock
(52,116 posts)ok, maybe they're "true stories" in the sense that he made everything up but so many people can relate.
but that doesn't mean we should necessarily be slavish towards every detail when retelling the story.
updated versions of Shakespearean plays are certainly legitimate and add to his legacy.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)I completely agree with that.
hatrack
(59,574 posts).
knitter4democracy
(14,350 posts)The Quechua do with a llama leading all the animals to a mountain to safety while the entire earth floods. The Navajo do as part of their creation myths. There's a Chinese flood myth, too.
The reality, the flood myth with many of the same details exists in many different cultures in different areas of the world.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)Those who reject such thinking out of hand run counter to a tradition that is as old as human-kind itself.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)Is that made up of atoms?
knitter4democracy
(14,350 posts)I honestly think there's something almost genetic about it, that some of us are born to believe no matter what happens and some are born not to no matter what happens.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)Are you of Russian descent?
knitter4democracy
(14,350 posts)I converted after college.
Hippo_Tron
(25,453 posts)And the ones who are actually most inclined to believe that stuff (Ultra-orthodox Jews) really really tend to keep to themselves.
npk
(3,660 posts)There are over 8 million different species of animals on earth today, and somehow they all managed to fit with Noah and his family on the ark. I mean since Christians don't believe in evolution and natural selection then every animal species on earth today, not to mention the species that have since gone extinct, would have to have been present on the ark at the time of the biblical flood.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Tiny in fact same my mi......nute.
Warpy
(111,135 posts)and if there's anything one of these "Christians" loves, it's a fetus.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)Most Christians are not fundamentalists. They see these stories as myths -- parables, with inherent truths embedded within them.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)A lot of Christians will say, well, things like the six-day creation and the Noah story are parables, but Jesus really was resurrected. The Jesus-came-back-to-life-and-will-return-to-Earth-one-day myth is the very basis of the religion. In most of their sects, you need to accept that in order to be a "Christian." I just don't understand how you can say X, Y, and Z in the Bible are myths, but the story about Jesus reflects reality. How do you make that mental leap? Yeah, I know ... "faith." But it's interesting how "faith" applies to some parts, but not others. It's all very selective.
Damansarajaya
(625 posts)and slavish.
Warpy
(111,135 posts)maced666
(771 posts)Wish the Muslim community was as forgiving.
gulliver
(13,168 posts)It's got family, animals, miracles, and you get to think it would be you on the boat while all the other people drown. If a kid today wrote the story for an English class, he would be under police surveillance.
Bjorn Against
(12,041 posts)This is made by the guy who directed Requiem for a Dream, if you have not seen that movie it is one of the darkest and most emotionally intense movies ever made. I suspect Aronofsky's vision of Noah will not be the old man with giraffes on his boat they teach in Sunday school classes, Aronofsky's movies are very dark and I am sure he won't gloss over the mass death that is taking place. Aronofsky is not a fundie, I don't expect him to sugar coat this story.
gulliver
(13,168 posts)I may actually go. I loved Requiem.
Bjorn Against
(12,041 posts)I am an atheist and would normally have no interest in a Biblical movie, but with Aronofsky at the helm I expect this will not be your typical Bible movie.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Not my type of movie.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)Noah was pre-Christian, maybe even pre-Jewish.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)npk
(3,660 posts)Plus Morgan Freeman is always how I pictured god would look.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)is this:
Are both made up versions in agreement about...
????