Some folks are upset that Noah movie is anti-religious because Noah gets drunk
An occupational hazard of being a blithering idiot... having the energy to get upset about a movie being at odds with your religion, but not having the curiosity to find out what your religion even is.
Noah getting drunk is the second most famous thing about Noah, after the ark.
That is, to folks who have read the Bible.
If I owned a book that I believed to be the litteral word of the creator of the universe telling me everything I need to know, I'd fricking read it.
And the drunken Noah story was used as a justification for the African slave trade for centuries so it is also of historical interest.
Anyway... I can't wait for the reaction of the faithful to a Soddom movie. (Spoiler: After fleeing the terrible perversions of Soddom, Lot, the one good man in Soddom, has sex with his daughters.)
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Most biblical scholars believe there is more to that story that we see today, and that portions have either been lost or deliberately removed. Tellingly, Noah is discovered drunk by his sons, who cover him up, and then Noah responds by cursing his grandsons line for eternity...and his grandson Canaan was not even there!
The Canaanite pantheon was well known by the ancient Jewish people to be "sexually liberal", because it was a fertility religion. The Canaanites were also a people that openly accepted homosexuality and practiced it in their temple rights.
There's a theory that the passage originally included some drunken gay sex between Noah and Canaan, which led to the grandson being cursed (along with the Canaanites). Later people would have removed it for obvious reasons. Of course, there's also a theory that it was just added later to justify the conquering and enslavement of the Canaanite people, who were the original inhabitants of Israel and Judea...so who really knows 
Let's see, there was no electricity for refrigeration. God forbid, this stuff must have been fermented, with alcohol content as a horrific by-product. But don't tell me that God's chosen people drank this stuff, cause I ain't buying it!
"And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den."
— Isaiah 11:8
At first read, you're like, "Um, gross pedo Jesus. Stay away from my children." But hold on a second, it's all about context. Asp and cockatrice refer to cobras and vipers respectively. WAIT, THAT'S NOT BETTER. Regardless of whether or not a child is nursing, you should keep it far the fuck away from any sort of snake's hole and/or den.
"Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish."
— Proverbs 31:6
Do me a favor — if I'm either perishing or anguishing, give me some fucking medicine. I don't need anything to drink. That's called thirsty. When I'm thirsty, I'll say thirsty. When I say I'm fucking perishing, I'm referring to death.
And if you ever come into my OR again without scrubbing up, there's gonna be trouble!"
