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Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:07 PM

 

World War One Explained as a Bar Fight

Of course, many people under 30 are exclaiming "Oooooh, that's why they call it World War TWO!"

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Reply World War One Explained as a Bar Fight (Original post)
Kelvin Mace Mar 2014 OP
rug Mar 2014 #1
JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2014 #4
Whisp Mar 2014 #2
gordianot Mar 2014 #3
FSogol Mar 2014 #5
whistler162 Mar 2014 #7
Sheldon Cooper Mar 2014 #6
Whisp Mar 2014 #8
Kelvin Mace Mar 2014 #9

Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:18 PM

1. LOL!

 

"Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs around the room chanting."

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Response to rug (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:33 PM

4. All because Gavrilo Princip stumbled ...

... and bumped into Archduke Ferdinand and his date.

Hey, watch where yer walkin!

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:24 PM

2. Great stuff. K&R

 

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:33 PM

3. I tend to think of WWI as a family feud gone horribly wrong among first cousins.

They were so closely inbred marriage was no longer possible due to genetic defects from centuries of in breeding.

About the only accomplishment of WWI it got rid of a really dysfunctional family.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:35 PM

5. Didn't I hear on DU that WWI was over oil and fracking?

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Response to FSogol (Reply #5)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:41 PM

7. and just like the War of the Roses

it was Americas fault! Heck we all know the assasination of Julius Ceasar was Americas fault also.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:39 PM

6. Okay this is hilarious.

"complete personality change"

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 01:51 PM

8. One thing was missed:

 

While the fighting continued, America stood on the sidelines selling brass knuckles to whoever was willing to pay.

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Response to Whisp (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 12, 2014, 02:25 PM

9. And we did that in the run up

 

to the Second World War as well.

And people ask me why I am ashamed of this country.

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