Eric Holder Sees Shadow, Predicts Six More Years of Spying

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PUNXSUTAWNEY -- Emerging from his winter den, US Attorney General Eric Holder peered out into the bright, transparent sunlight and cast a long dark shadow. According to local legend, the shadow predicts the US will have six more years of spying. After making his prediction, Mr. Holder hurriedly retreated back to his cozy den, clearly annoyed that his winter sleep had been disturbed.