I was planning on starting an interesting provocative thread....

[Auntie Bush]

But I'm too BUSY! Sorry!

[KatyMan]

1. I would have retorted too!

your logic is faulty.

[malaise]

2. LOL

Come on Auntie Bush

[cyberswede]

3. I wanted to question your motives

But it will have to wait.

[Auntie Bush]

5. Why? Are you too busy too?

[cyberswede]

10. Indeed...

[VanillaRhapsody]

4. and I would have to remind you what a "good DUer or Progressive" would think about that...

[cyberswede]

12. And someone show surprise about having to do that on a Democratic board...

[VanillaRhapsody]

13. and I will remind you that the President

sells cars dammit!

[arthritisR_US]

17. I'd buy one from him ;) nt

[VanillaRhapsody]

39. So would I....beats the shit out of buying one from Mitt Romney!

[arthritisR_US]

40. No kidding! 100% likelihood of ending up with a lemon. nt

[VanillaRhapsody]

41. this should be the new Presidential yard stick...

Who would you trust to buy a used car from? There are lots of folks I would "drink a beer with" but many of those I wouldn't buy a used car from...

[arthritisR_US]

44. What a good idea, your point is spot on! nt

[BadgerKid]

6. I wanted to check if

this was from The Onion.

[Squinch]

7. I'd like equal pay, but sorry, gotta run! It's a really busy cycle here!

[Control-Z]

8. If you jusst knew how to negotiate

being busy wouldn't be a problem, now would it?? Geez.

[Squinch]

9. But I can't negotiate. I'm just a girl. Duh.

[The Straight Story]

11. I was planning on replying to one too but that door has been closed now

[In_The_Wind]

20. Awww. I'll hold the door for you.

I was just on my way out to pick up a loaf of bread.

[The Straight Story]

21. while getting bread can you grab me the latest SI issue?

[In_The_Wind]

22. Hot off the press ...

[The Straight Story]

25. Dang, another sexist cover:

She is wearing a leash around her neck and showing that only women who can 'entertain' us should be on the cover.

Notice the little golden circle and where it is pointing and how her hands are in a frontal 'hand cuffed' position.

The background pic shows her in a skiing 'burka'. 3 stars on her sleeve are like triple x's but in this case using stars because she is a star.

I never see people posing like that on a beach and I have been to a beach.

She is barely 18. Why didn't they have a 40 year old who just woke up on the cover? Sexism, that's why.

Her left thumb and forefinger make it look like she is trying to untie herself, and she is smiling, showing us she enjoys bdsm.

Same old SI as always.

[treestar]

31. Well no, she's an athlete

This thread obviously is another gender war thread.

[Aristus]

46. HA!

That's some of the best satire I've read in a while...

[madfloridian]

14. Sometimes....

it's hard to know just who or what post is being ridiculed in posts like this.

[msanthrope]

23. I can give you a primer if you wish. nt

[Squinch]

45. This is about that wingnut whose interview was on all the media outlets yesterday.

She's some nobody who was saying that "real women don't want an equal pay act because women are really busy, really busy, they're in a really busy cycle now, so they want real things, not equal pay legislation."

Totally incoherent, but spewing conservative talking points, so she got a lot of air.

[Rex]

15. Well then you can only imagine my snarky retort.

I promise you it was good.

[LiberalAndProud]

16. You want us to think you're too busy, huh?

And you want us to think you had plans.

I gotta bridge ...

[pinboy3niner]

18. I remember an old sci-fi story

It was about a brilliant scientist who was doing breakthrough work on interstellar travel or something.

But aliens had infiltrated Earth and assumed a lot of influential positions.

The brilliant scientist kept getting appointed to boards and commissions and invited to speak at one conference after another and had little time left to devote to his project.

So if you're too busy to post your important thread...

[Hekate]

19. Well, I was planning on being provoked right back atya...

...but I'm procrastinating too hard right now!

[msanthrope]

24. Nice post, Hitler. nt

[Auntie Bush]

28. HITLER!!!

Are you for REAL or didn't you catch the news today or did you forget your sarcasm thingie because it wasn't obvious sarcasm?

[msanthrope]

37. I should have posted the 'sarcasm' thingie!!! nt

[madinmaryland]

36. Nice post, Paul Pot. nt

[msanthrope]

38. That's a pretty good portmanteau of Left/Right crazy. nt

[CFLDem]

26. I'd alert

but I don't believe in it.

[FSogol]

27. Insert snarky rebuttal here:

Insert apt smilie:

[chrisa]

29. You're a paid Nihilist shill!

[Auntie Bush]

30. Yup, another worthless, valuless, busy woman!

[Democracyinkind]

32. Did you ask your husband for permission?

[Auntie Bush]

35. I did ask...but he said I was too busy to do that.

[libodem]

33. Oh yeah

THIS-》

How'd ya like them apples.

[randome]

34. You get TWO Zanti Misfits for this OP!

Maybe that'll lern ya!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[ohheckyeah]

42. I would have argued your point

but I'm still sleeping.

[NCTraveler]

43. Link or I don't buy it. nt.

[lpbk2713]

47. I'd like to rec this OP

... but I just don't have the time.