Naked Florida man scares girl, 6, after having sex in Walgreens bathroom

[steve2470]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/naked-florida-man-scares-girl-6-walgreens-bathroom-article-1.1732088

A Florida man was collared for lewd behavior after a 6-year-old girl found him naked in a Walgreens bathroom — where he was having sex with his girlfriend.

The little girl went into the restroom of the Winter Haven store just as a nude Christopher Mahurin, 24, emerged from the stall where he was having sex with Jenna Lynn Frey, 22, about 8 p.m., police said.

Mahurin pushed the girl towards the door when she began to scream, police said. But when her father heard the yelling, he burst into the bathroom and grabbed the girl.

Cops arrived a short time later and found Mahurin and Frey sitting in a car parked in the lot outside the drugstore.


Yup, kydo was right, no time off for FloridaMan.

[demwing]

1. Florida Mam strikes again!

He is everywhere, and he is nowhere, simultaneously.

[steve2470]

2. isn't that something like a subatomic particle ? I forget my physics nt

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Florida man, Florida man...doing the things a Floridian can.

What's he like? It's not important.
Florida man.

[redqueen]

11. Nice

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

3. I'm beginning to think Florida is as weird as

a state nearby me that shall remain nameless, in which, for instance drug-addled women in bodypaint to make them look like cows are arrested for wandering down the street nude (well, except for the paint).

I'm also surprised that in Florida, people get completely nude to have sex in bathroom stalls.

[steve2470]

7. it's hot in Florida, gotta stay cool

[kydo]

4. told ya Florida Man never takes a day off

Kind of like the mail person only florida man does stupid stuff seven days a week 365 days a year. Though once I think he took Christmas off.

[Brigid]

6. If a guy wants me . . .

He's going to have to do better than a bathroom stall. Sheesh.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

8. I understand the feeling.

Even though I've once or twice been in bathrooms that were nicer than any room in MY house, they certainly weren't public restrooms in a Walgreens. In a shower or tub yes, in a stall no... Too many extraneous sources of germs floating around, ick.

[bluestate10]

12. Sound like they were thrill seekers (the man and woman). Some

people get a thrill from having sex in public spaces.

[steve2470]

14. this comment made me giggle, no offense

I do understand.

[demwing]

16. For every Florida man there is a Florida woman

Turn, turn, turn...

[onehandle]

9. This is the first time I've ever heard a weird story about Florida.

Why yes. I have had a major head injury lately. Why do you ask?

[Kaleva]

10. If one is trying to make a getaway, just sitting in the parking lot isn't good enough.

Slackers.

[Takket]

13. I'm sure drugs were not a factor in this AT ALL

sarcasm

[Aerows]

15. Me too.

Nobody had "One beer" or whatever in the hell a bunch of crystal meth is called.

[msanthrope]

17. Crystal meth is called "I had a coupla beers tonight, officer" in my neck of the woods. nt

[Aerows]

18. Well that is about as

comforting as finding a live rattlesnake in your sheets.