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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSARAH PALIN’S NEW TEEVEE SHOW HAS A THEME SONG AND IT IS YOUR NEW JAM, AMERICA
You guys we are so excited to bring you this sick new jam that is going to be the theme song for Sarah Palins latest teevee vanity project that she will quit in six months, Amazing America. Conveniently, the song is also too called Amazing America so Sarah cant mess up the name. Haha she still will you guys.
Did you go listen? That song, brought to you courtesy of some band we have never heard of called Madison Rising, is indeed amazing, if by amazing we mean almost unbearably bad to listen to. Its like Nickelback if Nickelback sucked 1000 times more than Nickelback.
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Warpy
(111,245 posts)They were CPAC's band, something that made the rank and file of old farts there cover their ears but helped them to pretend they were able to reach "the youth."
The youth, of course, have seen right through their politics and aren't interested.
They also play at NASCAR events and other sports that use loud engines.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)its a pathetic attempt to recreate something they obviously know nothing about...which for one is music...
jmowreader
(50,554 posts)Warpy
(111,245 posts)What a treat.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)How patriotic
And I rarely care much for that, no matter who's national anthem.
jmowreader
(50,554 posts)The full-bird colonel they had standing there was less than amused, the old guy who looked like a first sergeant appeared to want to pull the singer's lungs out his nostrils, and Matt Kenseth (the driver with the 20 on his uniform) had this "man, why can't we just get the tape of Renee Fleming from the Super Bowl or something?" look to him.
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)Bwah ha ha ha ha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha,,cough..cough..........vomit!!
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)Orlando of the free
and the home...on...the...range
yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)This woman basically did a 1/2 term as Governor, had a losing VP election (I know many have), and talks and talks and talks and she has become a multi-millionaire. How on Earth did this happen? Everyone calls her stupid (she is), but dang it, she is laughing all the way to the bank. This is so wrong.
Sunlei
(22,651 posts)she will probably drag her unmarried daughters along for the 'free stuff' and find some excuse to kill some animals.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)Sunlei
(22,651 posts)FSogol
(45,476 posts)VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)I have played in several garage bands that could do much better than that. What the hell....that sounds like something written in Junior High school. And not only is the music and lyrics sophomoric....the vocalist needs to keep his day job...especially if it doesn't involve him using that voice!
Please continue with your mediocrity Sarah Palin...if this is any indication....you are looking at another flop!
Ron Green
(9,822 posts)play with a clean tone?
Oh, I know... becuase they're NOT VERY GOOD!!!
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)brewens
(13,574 posts)throwing in a line "we paid our taxes and we paid our dues". I know a lot of Skynard fans didn't like that but I did.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)Its blasphemy to spell it wrong...
Javaman
(62,517 posts)Skynyrds privates. lol
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)brewens
(13,574 posts)Archae
(46,318 posts)Just say you're "patriotic" and pander to right-wingers.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)music sounds like....
Archae
(46,318 posts)It's totally shit, but it still is music.
Just look at Ray Stevens.
He had some huge hits, like "The Streak" and "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," but he went full-blast teabagger now, and so now his career is in the toilet.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)but he was able to write very good hooks.....this even lacks that...if this is what YOU call music....hmmmm I don't know what to tell ya....If my band sounded like this....I would be happy to have a hole in the wall club to play for beer money.
delrem
(9,688 posts)Are these the same squeamishnesses that advertise themselves as "the most patriotic band in America"?
Because that's some fucked up shit.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)so what exactly was that about?
And they are going to try to compete with folk music...that actually has a message.
All I got was, I am proud of the red white and blue, but really don't ask me why. Just because guns... and some swat and fire guys, and nascar...
Now the music. without the lyrics, is ok.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Nothing could possibly suck more than Nickelback.
jmowreader
(50,554 posts)This is bad. Smoking Popes-level bad. It's FAR worse than Nickelback.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)THIS is what "suck" sounds like...its that sucking sound that Perot was hearing!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Now I'm dead, buried under a landslide of suck.
Thanks a whole fuckton.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)it is actually possible and this band achieved it!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)no, actually, I guess it isn't.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)uriel1972
(4,261 posts)Not his best, but better than most of the shite I've heard over the years.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)jmowreader
(50,554 posts)VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)perhaps he is afraid that getting too close to Sarah's girls will mess up his "alternative flesh management"!
Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)FSogol
(45,476 posts)VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)must have been tired last night
Griftrock....the new genre...
Ohgawdnooooooo!
tularetom
(23,664 posts)If Palin's show sucks as bad as this theme song, it won't be around to laugh at very long.
I actually felt sorry for those hacks.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)LOL
Marr
(20,317 posts)GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)How does derivative, dated ham-fisted crap like this get bankrolled?
treestar
(82,383 posts)something that would be in a commercial background
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)I bet she hand picked this crap....Not only is she a grifter....she has a tin ear!
raouldukelives
(5,178 posts)Coming soon to a commercial break near you.
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)Perfect
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)and TOTALLY AWESOME_BALLS!1!!
America was more amazing before this song dragged her to the pole.
Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)I've heard better singing from drunk old men on karaoke night at Moonshine Maggie's
and the lyrics are so lame, my grandbabies could write better stuff
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)available by subscription only. Part of a new concept meant to serve 'mega fans' of various public figures. So there is not an actual 'show' and it is not on television. But hey, who's counting?
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)I would rather watch the Samurai Sword and Knife shopping channel
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)On target there!