Colbert: Yes, it was the hoodie's fault.
TUE MAR 27, 2012 AT 05:00 AM PDT
Stephen Colbert's must-see take on Trayvon Martin's murder
byBruinKid
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Yes, it was the hoodie's fault. A hooded sweatshirt can make an innocent teen look like a criminal. Just like a suit and glasses can make Geraldo Rivera look like a journalist. (wild audience applause)
Now, I believe, and this is urgent, Congress must pass strict hoodie-control legislation. It is terrifying to live in a country where you can walk into any Walmart, and buy a hoodie right off the rack. No background check. No 7-day waiting period. (No Drawstrings Attached)
Now, many parents keep their hoodies in an unlocked drawer where their kids can get at them. That's why my hoodies are hidden in the back of my gun closet. Plenty of room in there, because I keep my guns in my pockets, in case anyone comes for my hoodies. (Gun Also Says "Juicy" Across The Butt)
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And what's important is that we get the powerful hoodie lobby out of politics, so Americans of all races can have a frank and open discussion of clothing control before it's too late. Because if we ever stop talking about these hoodies, we might start talking about guns. And that's the Wørd.
MORE (video & transcript):
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/27/1078150/-Stephen-Colbert-s-must-see-take-on-Trayvon-Martin-s-murder