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Sat Apr 12, 2014, 11:27 AM

 

North Korea Offers NSA Asylum, Bidding War for Embattled Agency Heats Up

(Fort Meade) -- Speaking through NSA negotiator Denis Rodman, Kim Jong-un has offered renegade spy agency NSA political asylum in North Korea. Complete terms of the deal have not been released but agency insiders are said to be seriously considering the offer. Mr. Rodman indicated that NSA would be allowed to develop its plans for a perfect surveillance state without the inconvenience of public oversight, “it’s a slam dunk”, said Mr. Rodman.

Ever since the illegal surveillance activities of NSA were disclosed, the agency has been playing a hide and seek game with US legislators, at first denying any such programs existed, followed by admission that it was an innocent misunderstanding by a few rouge agents, followed by admission that NSA has placed every American citizen under a state of permanent surveillance and could they have more money, please.

North Korea is the latest country hoping to attract the behemoth spy agency with an offer of asylum. Other interested nations include Iran, China and a group of former East German Stasi agents who have declared an abandoned North Sea drilling platform as their nation state.

“Clearly, America isn’t ready to handle NSA’s vision for a new self-regulating government where power is as pure as this driven snow I’m about to snort up my nose”, said Mr. Rodman.

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Reply North Korea Offers NSA Asylum, Bidding War for Embattled Agency Heats Up (Original post)
pragmatic_dem Apr 2014 OP
MineralMan Apr 2014 #1
pragmatic_dem Apr 2014 #2
SidDithers Apr 2014 #3
Inkfreak Apr 2014 #4
SidDithers Apr 2014 #5
randome Apr 2014 #6
SidDithers Apr 2014 #7
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Response to pragmatic_dem (Original post)

Sat Apr 12, 2014, 11:31 AM

1. Link? If this is your own satire, you might want to make

that nature of this a little clearer. If this is something you found somewhere else, add a link, please. Attribution is required for copyright protected material from other websites.

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 12, 2014, 11:49 AM

2. source link is here

 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024811987

and no, I'm not going to show you my papers.







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Response to pragmatic_dem (Original post)

Sat Apr 12, 2014, 12:11 PM

3. Weak...

and it still has a scent of pine.

Sid

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 12, 2014, 12:37 PM

4. You've been alerted on..

I was #1. And took the alert seriously as you'll read..

"this person is following me around and making disturbing remarks that offer nothing of value to the original post. They need to be warned not to stalk or harass."

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Apr 12, 2014, 09:34 AM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: ignore feature. that seems more pragmatic to me. if you're gonna alert on Sid, do it because he's Canadian..and in being so, partially responsible for hockey
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
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Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Meh. Put them on ignore if they bother you.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: The OP is sarcasm. Sid's response if sarcasm. Where is the problem, exactly?

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Response to Inkfreak (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 12, 2014, 12:44 PM

5. Thanks for posting the results...



Sid

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 12, 2014, 12:57 PM

6. "...partially responsible for hockey." LOL!

 



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Response to randome (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 12, 2014, 12:57 PM

7. Yeah, that was well done...



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