.Purity Balls: Daddy Is My Boyfriend!

[snooper2]

[backscatter712]

1. Wow. Totally fucking creepy.

You'd have to crack open Game of Thrones to see something more incestuous than that...

[951-Riverside]

2. ...I don't want to see whats in that video. The screenshot is enough for me. n/t

[hlthe2b]

3. Exactly how I feel. This (fundy Father's "purity" crap) clearly crosses the line, IMO.

[Atman]

8. It's probably not what you think it is...it's a very harsh spoof AGAINST.

And wow...I'd love to share it with friends, but too many of them are hard-core Christians and would probably have a heart attack over this. It's worth a watch. Very funny, but also very sad.

[hlthe2b]

10. Oh, ok. It is the phenomenon of Purity Balls that disgust me. I did not view

but probably should have.

[Nevernose]

4. That is seriously funny

I laughed hard enough that it disturbed the world's most relaxed chihuahua.

[IronGate]

5. Disgusting.

This is some really fucked up shit.

[msanthrope]

6. Creepy as fuck. nt

[MohRokTah]

7. "It's not creepy if Jesus tells you to do it"

Cult of Dusty is one of my fav Youtube channels. He tells it like it is because these men who are deliberately sexualising their daughters in the creepiest way possible are saying they are doing it all for Jesus.

[Iggo]

9. Ew!

[arely staircase]

11. crankin the creep up to 11

Also - balls.

[AtheistCrusader]

16. Every time I hear 'purity ball' I think Duke Nukem.

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEEL

[arely staircase]

21. some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best.

AC/DC
Big Balls

[Atman]

12. I think there should be a franchise for Purity Balls™ for teenaged boys.

Scrub your balls with our exclusive Purity Balls™ Body Wash and let Jesus lead you from temptation! Now with special Anti-Axe pheromones! Don't go to prom without it!

[gollygee]

13. I would never marry and have children with anyone who thought this

was a good idea.

But my husband is as icked out by it as I am. No one owns our daughters' bodies but our daughters.

[Orrex]

14. Well, any right-thinking person would obviously want their balls to be pure.

[seveneyes]

15. Virginity inspections

Creepy does not even come close to where they might take such insanity. The Taliban may have started out on a similar route.

[cvoogt]

17. Jesus would smash those dance halls

like he did the money changers. But thankfully delusion is now officially sanctioned by the Supreme Court.

[ellie]

18. Gross.

[GoCubsGo]

19. How come there are no Mother-Son "Purity Balls"?

Or, am I just missing them?

[PubsFU]

20. Very Creepy! The Family that lays together stays together!

[toddwv]

22. Yeah... wow.

Just how creepy can you get?