2 Republicans walk into a bar....

[underpants]

Bartender: " What'll it be?"
One very happy Republican says, "We'll both have a BENGHAZI!"
Bartender: "Sure"
He puts two glasses on the bar and walks away.
The Republicans stare at their glasses, look at each other, and one says "Hey! there's nothing there!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?
BENGHAZI!!

40% of Fox News viewers favor BENGHAZI! for the 2016 Republican nomination. The blonde ladies told them that HE is their best chance to beat Obama in the next election.

Please add your own jokes....

[NV Whino]

1. BENGHAZI!

Sorry, I only remember the punch line.

[Glorfindel]

2. How can you tell there's a Republican in bed with you?

You can smell the BENGHAZI! on his breath.

[lovemydog]

9. It smells gross

lol

[Blue Owl]

3. A Flaming Benghazi, on the rocks please

Extra bitters, and make it a double!

[KansDem]

4. A Republican walks into a bar...

He sits down on a stool and requests two bourbons. The bartender pours two glasses and places them before him. He drinks one and pours the other one down his pocket and orders two more. The bartender obliges and the Republican again drinks one and pours one down his pocket. This happens a few more times and the bartender, curious about this behavior, asks him, "Why do you order two glasses of bourbon and drink one while pouring the other one down your pocket?"

The Republican suddenly bursts into anger and jumps up from the stool. He jabs his finger at the bartender and shouts, "Why should I tell you why I am pouring a drink down my pocket? YOU BIG-GOVERNMENT BARTENDERS ARE ALL THE SAME! You’re always suppressing the freedom of real bourbon-drinking Americans. Like when you forced socialized medicine on us with Obamacare. But you're afraid of us, aren't you? ADMIT IT!!!: You fear our ideological purity, our tribal mentality and intolerance of dissent. You loathe our hostile fear of progress and our obsession to demonize education and science. You cannot tolerate our severe xenophobia and the need to control women’s bodies. You seethe when we tout Christian fundamentalism while rejecting new information and facts. And you despise our reluctance to compromise, particularly when we actively oppose tax increases on the wealthy so you can strengthen the social-safety net. This is why we bourbon-drinking real Americans possess a pathological hatred of big-government bartenders! You hear that? WE HATE BIG-GOVERNMENT BARTENDERS!!!

At this point, a mouse jumps out of the Republican’s pocket and yells, "AND THAT GOES FOR YOUR BIG-GOVERNMENT CAT, TOO!!!"

[underpants]

5. I took the walk in the woods with joke

and it was well worth it

[okaawhatever]

7. Cute. really cute. nt

[lovemydog]

6. A respectable looking man enters a talent agency

seeking representation. 'What's your act?' asks the agent.

The guy says 'It's a family act. I tell some clean jokes. Introduce my wife and kids. We sing a few patriotic songs. The family spins plates while I describe an embassy. They start riding unicycles and juggling, yelling about ambassadors & diplomats. We all start foaming at the mouth. We scream about murder and terrorism. We continue foaming and drooling and peeing and screaming at everyone in the audience until they all leave.'

Shaken, the agent says 'What's the name of your act?'

The guy replies 'We call it The Benghazi!'

[edbermac]

8. Ben Ghazi? Wasn't he in The Big Lebowski?

Damn good actor!

[KG]

10. he treats objects like women, man...