Found on twitter. The Scripture is clear! How can any good Christian support gay marriage?

[The Straight Story]

[hobbit709]

1. The scripture is also clear about the Friday night catfish fry.

[Warpy]

2. Too funny and all too typical

Remind bigots about what cafeteria Christians they really are and all they can do is splutter insults and cussing.

[sharp_stick]

3. I am forwarding that

nice find.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

4. Whoa! Is that a guy responding to an ex-girlfriend??!?

[BrotherIvan]

7. Not sure

But it does sound as if he is questioning her holier-than-thou "reputation". Guess she forgot about that new testament dude who said to worry about what's in your own eye before someone else's. Or judge not lest ye be judged. Or any of that other stuff her lord and savior said?

Funny as shit.

[yellowcanine]

5. Thou shalt copulate only in the missionary position. Leviticus 6:9.

[FiveGoodMen]

6. The lesson is clear: How can a decent human take that book seriously?!

[Ruby the Liberal]

8. Funny!

[DirkGently]

9. Also, rapists must marry their victims.

"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated (anah) her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NIV

[libodem]

11. You break it

You buy it? Good grief.

[Unknown Beatle]

15. Alright,

you owe me a new keyboard. Spit my drink on it laughing to your reply. BTW, still laughing. That's a funny as shit reply. ROFLMAO!!!

Edit: Misspelling

[elleng]

10. Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs,

Ignorant tight ass!

[jtuck004]

12. They support fascism, intolerance and bigotry. What's one more thing? n/t

[PatrickforO]

13. What is CLEAR to me is

We need to get these fanatics as FAR away as possible from any elected or appointed office.

Geez.

[kardonb]

14. christian (good ?)

I am sick to death of all these " good" christians . Nothing but a bunch oaf self-righteous folks that think only their belief are valid , and everyone else is wrong . Intolerant hypocrites , they should read their bible to not so selectively . That book also tells them to love their neighbor , but it does not qualify some as unlovable .