Clive Bundy wants to teach schoolkids history...
This is not the Onion.
The asshole actually has Youtube videos "teaching our history." 
A lot of hilariously incorrect bullshit. To wit, Bundy explains the following:
How America started with some pilgrims in a sailboat who thought the world—or “the ocean,” in Bundy’s parlance—was flat and had edges you could fall off.
How the 13 colonies waged the American Revolution against “Europe,” which had the largest army ever.
How the Constitution is divinely inspired and useless without the Ten Commandments.
How fans of vigorous federalism like Washington, Madison and Hamilton “didn’t want a big central government, we didn’t want a big state government, we was even leery about having even a local government.”
How the founding fathers set up the three branches of U.S. government, including the “adjudical” or “judical.”
http://www.mediaite.com/online/cliven-bundy-wants-to-teach-you-american-history-on-youtube/
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