Bible #knowledge Fail

[WilliamPitt]

Former Giants running back Derrick Ward haz a sad on Twitter about ESPN showing Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend after getting drafted by St. Louis. In one tweet, Ward said, "But for real though most of u need to read the bible. It'll explain a lot in that book. #knowledge"

OK.

I've seen people eating shrimp on TV. I've seen different crops side by side on TV. I've seen clothing sewn with two different fabrics on TV. I've seen people working on the Sabbath on Sunday, including you, Mr. Ward...and the whole time, you were trying as hard as you could to touch the skin of a pig. All of these things are prohibited upon pain of death in the same Bible chapter you used to take a dump on a fine young man whose dream just came true.

#knowledge Fail.

[Wounded Bear]

1. Well, "knowledge" is kind of overrated, y'know?

[awoke_in_2003]

2. I agree almost totally...

footballs aren't made of pigskin anymore.

[oldandhappy]

3. Thank you for the post.

You said it well. I just could not get myself together to respond. You did the job and I am grateful.

[sakabatou]

4. I'm gonna guess he has a tattoo, which is also forbidden in the Bible

[rickyhall]

5. And haircut & shave. no, no

[The Wizard]

6. No one knows the author

of a book written by hand in Aramean and translated into Greek, Latin, Hebrew etc....
Anyone claiming to know the original meaning is a huckster and con artist.

[CSStrowbridge]

7. The Bible says...

The Bible says all true followers of Jesus Christ can drink deadly liquids and not be harmed. If you think homosexuality is wrong, because if says so in the Bible, you should be forced to drink enough strychnine to kill an elephant. Prove you are a real Christian, or shut the fuck up.

[1000words]

8. Football #knowledge Fail

Righteous rant, but footballs aren't made of pig skin.

[bl968]

9. The answer

Verily I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.