The STUPID - It burns.

priceless

They might be able to read a headline, but they won't read the article. They get all their information about the world through speech. It's why their knowledge is shallow and their misspellings hilarious.

And they usually think they know everything.

My all time favorite: "The country was better before the cootie taw."

Comment: Don't let them vote.

Reply: They've been voting for six years.

Reply to the reply: But they keep losing elections!!

And yet, I've had people around here try to tell me that the stories posted on NotAlwaysRight.com are clever fictions. After looking at your link, I'm further convinced that people truly are that stupid!


Can Tell You Are Closed With My Eyes Closed
Retail | Victoria, BC, Canada | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid

(I am at the end of my nine-hour shift as a cashier on a busy Saturday, and am just finishing up with the last customer in my line. My register’s light is off, there is a closed sign at the end of my belt, and my last customer has kindly put up a large closed sign that stretches across the entrance of the lane and blocks access to my till.)

Customer #1: *as I ring up his items* “You look tired. You must be excited to go home?”

Me: “Yes. It’s been a long day.”

(I look up to see a customer climbing over the large closed sign, nearly tripping and spilling his overflowing basket of the items, and heading towards my belt.)

Me: “Sir! I’m sorry but my till is closed.”

Customer #2: “Well, how was I supposed to know that?”

Customer #1: “Seriously?”