Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:09 PM
kpete (63,769 posts)
If men could get pregnant, Birth Control Would Be Bacon Flavored!
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21 replies, 3047 views
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Author | Time | Post |
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kpete | Jun 2014 | OP |
Small Accumulates | Jun 2014 | #1 | |
Lindsay | Jun 2014 | #2 | |
kpete | Jun 2014 | #4 | |
itsrobert | Jun 2014 | #3 | |
cui bono | Jun 2014 | #5 | |
Neoma | Jun 2014 | #11 | |
Dirty Socialist | Jun 2014 | #6 | |
Caretha | Jun 2014 | #7 | |
TiredOfNo | Jun 2014 | #13 | |
calimary | Jun 2014 | #17 | |
winter is coming | Jun 2014 | #8 | |
woodsprite | Jun 2014 | #9 | |
Mr.Bill | Jun 2014 | #10 | |
oldandhappy | Jun 2014 | #12 | |
davidn3600 | Jun 2014 | #14 | |
genwah | Jul 2014 | #19 | |
Uncle Joe | Jun 2014 | #15 | |
TiredOfNo | Jun 2014 | #16 | |
Cha | Jul 2014 | #18 | |
maxrandb | Jul 2014 | #20 | |
ProfessorGAC | Jul 2014 | #21 |
Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:14 PM
Small Accumulates (149 posts)
1. K&R. LOL
Absolutely spot on!
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:24 PM
Lindsay (3,084 posts)
2. Thanks,
I needed that today!
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Response to Lindsay (Reply #2)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:25 PM
kpete (63,769 posts)
4. me too!
Peace Lindsay,
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:24 PM
itsrobert (14,116 posts)
3. If men could get pregnant, they would be women
if my math is correct
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Response to itsrobert (Reply #3)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 10:34 PM
Neoma (9,992 posts)
11. Or they'd be like sea horses.
Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:35 PM
Dirty Socialist (1,820 posts)
6. And I would Probably Be Able to
Buy a gun at the same place I buy birth control stuff.
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:36 PM
Caretha (2,737 posts)
7. And there would be an
abortion clinic in every town square right next to the Court House.
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Response to TiredOfNo (Reply #13)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 11:01 PM
calimary (54,898 posts)
17. Welcome to DU, TiredOfNo!
Glad you're here! Some of us used to say a similar thing - "if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament." I looked it up and it's a quote attributed either to Florynce Kennedy or Gloria Steinem - or at least, according to Wikipedia, an old Irish woman taxi driver in Boston whom they both met at some point.
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 09:38 PM
winter is coming (11,785 posts)
8. Figures. None of those nasty fruit-flavored chewable prenatals for them.
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 10:23 PM
woodsprite (9,471 posts)
9. My grandmother used to say "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament." n/t
Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 10:31 PM
Mr.Bill (7,517 posts)
10. Abortion would be
a Sacrament in the Catholic Church.
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 10:51 PM
oldandhappy (6,719 posts)
12. Yes Yes Yes
Thank you.
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 10:58 PM
davidn3600 (6,342 posts)
14. Um...men can get BC and is available bacon flavored....
Response to davidn3600 (Reply #14)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 05:20 AM
genwah (574 posts)
19. Thanks. This isn't the brand I remember; good to know these are still arround.
Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 10:58 PM
Uncle Joe (48,407 posts)
15. Not mention if men could get pregnant, there would be fewer rapes, if any at all.
Thanks for the thread, kpete.
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 11:00 PM
TiredOfNo (52 posts)
16. If men could get pregnant.....
There would be birth control dispensers in all service station restrooms.
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 06:26 AM
maxrandb (9,531 posts)
20. I've alway said
that "if men could pregnant, not only would abortion be available like a 7/11 Store...it would also be tax-deductable"
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Response to kpete (Original post)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 06:27 AM
ProfessorGAC (36,442 posts)
21. Pretty Funny Sign
Darned clever too!
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