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IggleDoer

(1,186 posts)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:50 PM Jul 2014

Thank you Hobby Lobby

Because of your actions we can all foresee the following to happen in our society.

1. You have given great support to the illegal abortion industry. More of your employees will get pregnant and there will be more Dr Kermit Gosnells out there to take care of it. In a few years, your employees will be able walk right from work to the abortionplex in the same strip mall to get ‘er done. For those who need oral contraceptives for regulating their menses, the abortionplex could also offer menstrual extraction. Just come over once a month and they can have your periods for you.
2. Swap meets will be selling oral contracep[tives and abortion pills over the counter. Of course these counters will be decorated with crafts made from Hobby Lobby supplies made in China (whose abortions you support), so it’s a win-win situation for you.
3. People will become disgusted with your brand of religion and will leave it in droves. Atheism will reap the greatest benefit. Praise the invisible cloud being.
4. That cute little 19 year old clerk, who has been sexually harassed by her store manager, has missed her second period, she waited this long because she was in a complete state of denial. When she had to miss work due to morning sickness, the manager fired her and she has to go on welfare. She couldn’t afford an abortion and had to drop out of college as well. A friend set her up with a lawyer and she will be suing you for allowing sexual harassment and will also be applying for Workman’s Compensation. Her future looks bleak as she will be stuck in low paying jobs the rest of her life and prospects for marriage have dimmed considerably. If she has another child, it’ll likely be due to a one-night stand as her “dates” will assume she is easy because she has a child already. She will spend half of meager income on child care. However, you must be happy because another life is brought into the world and you will try to absorb the child into your religion. Anyway, you consider her a slut, so who cares about her?
5. The Supreme Court decision speaks of the government taking over the costs of the contraceptive coverage that you denied your employees. This would be a prime example of single payer health care. In years to come, you will be remembered as opening the door to full socialized medicine.
6. In the short run, the Green family has helped the installation of Scalia Law in the U.S. In the long run, even the sheeple will see how they have been scammed by the Republicans and will diminish it’s influence. The paerty will split whatever’s left and the Democratic Party will benefit. (Note: I have no doubt that we will find a way to screw that opportunity up!)
7. Your sales of decorated coat hangers and model airplane glue will be at an all time high.


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Thank you Hobby Lobby (Original Post) IggleDoer Jul 2014 OP
They buy most of their crap from China Zambero Jul 2014 #1

Zambero

(8,964 posts)
1. They buy most of their crap from China
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 01:03 PM
Jul 2014

The abortion capitol of the world. But hey, it's cheap produced and Hobby Lobby makes a hefty profit. Bottom Line: Where money is involved, so-called "religious values" becomes a politically-charged cherry picking game, and will essentially take a back seat to corporate profits. Move over Ralph Reed of Marianas sweatshop fame, you have met your match.

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