Look what I just received! I am sooo honored...LOL..

[monmouth3]

I signed up with them to get their notices and see what they are up to. This is my reward..

Friend,

We’ve been poring over records this week, and your name stood out.

You’ve established one heck of a record of support for conservative causes. So strong, in fact, that we want to offer you a customized certificate to recognize your support.

We ask for a donation of $50 to help us cover the cost of printing and shipping these majestic certificates – they’re customized and printed on heavy parchment, with colorfast ink, and suitable for framing.

These certificates are sure to be a keepsake well after the conclusion of this year’s midterms, a permanent record of your support for the conservative vision and the politicians that strive for it.

We hope you’ll take part.

Thanks,

Senate Republicans

[Wait Wut]

1. $50?

I'll print one up for you on the same crap stock in the same "colorfast ink" (toner) for $5. That includes shipping. For an extra HELL YEAH! I'll even superimpose a bullseye in patriotic red.

[tularetom]

2. Well, did you send them the 50 bucks?

[monmouth3]

21. No. I'm lucky to send $50 to a Dem, let alone them..LOL..n/t

[lpbk2713]

3. And just because you're such a good and loyal friend ...

they'll introduce you to their buddy the Prince in Nigeria who just inherited a small fortune.

[Fla Dem]

4. LOL, exactly what it sounds like. nt

[Lars39]

5. Getting an"Oh, Brother, Where Art Though" vibe off that.

[PoliticAverse]

6. It's a major award!!...

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Exactly!!!!! what I was thinking.

[Jamaal510]

7. It's not much of a reward

if they're asking for something in return.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Please keep us posted on all the future offers you get.

Because there WILL be many many more.

Apparently they are used to the less than average IQ sheep in their flock.

[Aerows]

10. I'm willing to donate

my butt so they can kiss the fattest part of it. Do you suppose that would suffice in lieu of the $50?

[malaise]

11. I would mail them a stone wrapped in

a crushed photo of the ReTHUG House members.

[Aerows]

12. Or just packaged in a brown

envelope full of used cat litter!

[Jackpine Radical]

22. I would not do that. I have some standards.

Unless, of course, I had a prepaid envelope from them.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

13. Authentic Certificates! they're MAJESTIC!

[The Wizard]

14. a couple of years ago

I sent $5.29 to the RNC. Since then they probably spent 50 buck worth of propaganda. And I always send back the response envelope with other junk mail in it. Just my way of costing them money.

[NBachers]

15. "Majestic!" Haw haw haw haw haw *cough*hack*wheeze*

[tom_kelly]

16. Put it right next to the Freedom cert! n/t

[Spitfire of ATJ]

17. I'd send them a picture of our Certificate of Appreciation from the SPLC...

The one where our names were added to the Wall of Tolerance in Montgomery, Alabama.

[cyberswede]

18. "You’ve established one heck of a record of support for conservative causes."

...unless there's something you're not telling us.

[monmouth3]

19. I've never sent them a dime or even an e-mail. I think their "reach-out" isn't going so well and

are just hitting their e-mail list of names, whether you are active or not. I thought it was pretty funny and shows their desperation..

[heaven05]

20. sad part is

'voters' believe this shit.

[onethatcares]

23. Parchment????

where the fark are they? Egypt?

[DFW]

24. I know what we should send them

There are worthless tourist replicas of Confederate money all over the place. They must cost maybe $1.95 for 50 replicas of whatever denomination. They need to get envelopes with Confederate "cash" coming their way. Someone there will be bright enough to get the message (although most of them will be running to the nearest bank to find out today's latest exchange rate....).

[PeoViejo]

27. Precious

[LoisB]

29. Love it

[barbtries]

25. what do you want to bet

they use taxpayer money to send that shit.

[ColesCountyDem]

26. "Suitable for framing"....

Are you SURE you don't want one? The sound very, ummmm, something!

[PeoViejo]

28. Also comes with a free Beanie Baby

from Rand Paul's personal collection.