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...takes a good guy with a guitar.
... but has Sean Penn ever played Woody Guthrie in a movie? Sean's a dead-ringer for him. 
David Carradine did.
... like I do with Sean Penn, but Lyle could sure handle the music aspect of the role.
Yeah, you're right. Lyle Lovett. 
I had to.... 
He knows, had he left it on the rack in the pickup truck, it might have been stolen.
So, he carried it in the store.
no indeed I will not 
A banjo player parks his car in a questionable neighborhood, leaving his banjo visible in the back seat. He locks the car and goes around the corner to the convenience store to buy a six pack, confident he won't be gone long enough for anything bad to happen to his vehicle.
A few minutes later, he returns to his car, he sees shattered glass on the sidewalk. "Dammit!", he cries s he reaches the car! Someone had broken the window and put in five more banjos!
Heard this one from a banjo player. I've also heard it with accordions in place of the banjos.
Q: How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
BTW, my husband and I and most of our friends are musicians, so, all in good fun!
And let's not even get into the trauma wrought by pickin' and grinnin'. 
You gotta be careful with a powerful weapon like that. Does that dude have the proper training and a permit?
I just posted a reply that everytime I see a banjo i think of Deliverance. I found myself amusing but now I realize you totally wrecked me! I should have read further down first 
"Can I have a cup of Cotton-Eyed Joe?"
"He was gonna start strummin', Your Honor."
"And how did you know this?"
"He reached into his pocket and pulled out some picks. I saw 'em plain as day. I had no choice."
