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Fred Sanders

(23,946 posts)
Thu Jul 10, 2014, 12:46 PM Jul 2014

The Criminal Trial Court of the First District of Speculation, Hot Baby case, is now in session.

The Honorable Judge Judy:

"So, ladies and gentlemen of the Media Jury, turns out that speculation of the baby being drugged was, well, speculation. How did that happen?

Please proceed to the door labelled "memory hole", where all this speculation will be erased by a team of media experts. You may return to carry on with your task of convicting the accused on the basis of further speculation as soon as the Court of Public Opinion can come up with more speculation.

Not to worry, the sentence will be delivered before verdict as usual."

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The Criminal Trial Court of the First District of Speculation, Hot Baby case, is now in session. (Original Post) Fred Sanders Jul 2014 OP
Obviously the justice system should only investigate sure things. GeorgeGist Jul 2014 #1
Obviously you are a manufacturer of straw men. Fred Sanders Jul 2014 #2
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