If

[Laura PourMeADrink]

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat your food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medi cal help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs……….


You are probably........


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[brer cat]

1. Good one, Laura.

[Louisiana1976]

2. How adorable.

[Skidmore]

3. I'll never be him because

I need my morning coffee.

[Wolf Frankula]

4. If

You can keep your head while everyone around you is losing theirs, you just don't understand the situation.

Wolf

[panader0]

5. I was on board until the "without alcohol" thing....

[Laura PourMeADrink]

6. Well...if it helps, my dog loves beer