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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) A new study released Tuesday indicates that wearing glasses does not make a person look smarter, but standing next to Texas Governor Rick Perry does.
In the study, when participants were shown photos of a person with and without glasses, they registered little or no change in their view of the persons intelligence.
However, when the photo of the same person was juxtaposed with a photo of Governor Perry, participants suddenly said that the person looked much smarter or brilliant, with some participants even using the phrase like a genius.
According to Davis Logsdon, who conducted the survey for the University of Minnesota, the results could be a game changer in the strategies people use to look smarter. For people trying to appear more intelligent, it turns out that the must-have accessory is not glasses; its Rick Perry, he said.
www.borowitzreport.com
Ilsa
(61,694 posts)Proclaiming "I'm with Stupid. -->"
immoderate
(20,885 posts)And it wouldn't be Perry's fault.
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rurallib
(62,406 posts)AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)The intense gravity of the combined stupid would rupture the fabric of space/time and the entire universe would turn inside out.
calimary
(81,220 posts)Nature abhors a vacuum, after all. With the atmospheric pressure at sea level being greater than a vacuum (about 15 pounds per square inch), I'm surprised his head doesn't crush inward til it's about a half-inch wide.
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)A vacuum is defined as: a space void of atoms.
Gohmert's head contains Idiotridium (Atomic Weight 666; densest material known). The eleven atoms drifting listlessly in that hollow gourd of his head would feel bad if you ignored their presence.
calimary
(81,220 posts)EXCELLENT! I stand corrected. He actually DOES have a few atoms stumbling around in that gaping hole behind his eyeballs and ears and under all that skin covering the top of his head. It's not a total vacuum. Those eleven atoms DO count.
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)then start over, and over, and over, and over.
longship
(40,416 posts)Damn! Sometimes he just gets it. (Well, just about all the time, actually.)
R&
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,282 posts)would both look smarter if they STFU.
That first line made me LMAO!
Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)Also, if he wants to get some of the pot vote, he has to do more than say he thinks it should be decriminalized, he has to actually DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!
BootinUp
(47,141 posts)The Wizard
(12,541 posts)The Palinator wears are plain glass, and have been since she had her eyes surgically corrected. She wants to give the impression that she actually reads.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Iwillnevergiveup
(9,298 posts)for being relentless. Love his mythical "researchers."