"An enemy invasion force is not particularly dangerous until it can reach and open its own cereal"

[kpete]

Ah, Representative Louie Gohmert. He's like Old Faithful, if instead of hot water, it regularly shot out stupid.

REP. LOUIE GOHMERT, R-TX (7/11/2014): In the Constitution, under Article I, Section 8, it says that Congress has the authority to call for the military during times of invasion.

STEWART: You want the Marines on this one. You want tip of the spear, all right. Now I'm not a military expert, obviously, but generally, an enemy invasion force is not particularly dangerous until it can reach and open its own cereal. (wild audience cheering and applause)



We have always been a nation of immigrants who hate the newer immigrants. Because Lady Liberty may appear to be a beacon to those yearning to breathe free, but the truth is, she's actually a bouncer.

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http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/zrmf57/america-s-immigration-crisis--kid-edition
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/07/16/1314308/-Jon-Stewart-blasts-right-wing-cruelty-towards-immigrant-kids

[Mopar151]

1. Looey needs to get involved!

Undercover fact finding mission to El Salvador - show us he's a real he-man. Any luck at all, he'll become a "disparo' ".